Pero Let Me Tell You

Bring on the holidays…Christmas songs are hit or miss with Ish…turron is nougat and nougat is turron…wow eggnog IS good…womp, womp indeed…please do NOT kill Junior…the distinction of saying ‘el niño Jesus’...yeah, don’t just buy stuff to buy stuff…Grace Jones’ Little Drummer Boy, full stop…A Christmas Story is the perfect pace for a movie to watch ON Christmas…Lampoon Vacation is almost as off the rails as this episode…CD shopping at DJ’s home…the 2 Rocio’s, the 2 Corey’s, same thing…lets all get Christmas panetela…welcome back Notre Dame, now get dirty again…so many jingles…our defunct brands section is great…why don’t we have a word for sicote in english?...yeah, Pepe le Pew has been cancelled…we’re pretty sure DJ was buzzed in this episode…Last Coquito: Our Cultura House & Talks familyTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Get great holiday dairy recipes at: www.FloridaMilk.com or www.lechedeflorida.com

Boy George should have been on We Are The World…with good food this close, Ish is gonna be soooo fat…love a guest who brings champagne…food is great, but a vibe makes a place…jazz is pretty punk if you think about it…el pueblo de la bicicleta, who knew…how did he avoid the Miami accent…90s baby who grew up on 70s & 80s pop culture…let’s hear for all single moms…it’d be great if Dan Akroyd misses that portrait literally every day…stealing someone’s car to hit Taco Bell doesn’t always result in marriage…COVID led to so many cool food creation…EIGHT SEATS?!?!...bye bye delicious key lime dessert…good food never needs to be stuffy…a restaurant full of furries AND mascots…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Get great holiday dairy recipes at: www.FloridaMilk.com or www.lechedeflorida.com

Dear Android, bring back the food updates…apps on apps on apps…Best Buy was just an experience…to criticize Spanglish is to criticize Miami…there’s a time in place, but you don’t get to use your microaggressions on places you aren’t from…animals all speak different languages…are there really no poisonous animals in Cuba…bring on las gallinas…if anyone says ‘do your research’ as a reply, run…influencers are not credible news sources…so Ana de Armas is a commie but Gente de Zona sells out arenas…ultimately everyone’s situation is their situation…Tristan is back…Last Coquito: Betty White’s stamp & Cher’s audio memoirTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Get great holiday dairy recipes at: www.FloridaMilk.com or www.lechedeflorida.com

Ish is back…so much mentions of Juniors of all kinds…we only think of one Blue Sky…ok, so you pushed a button, want a prize?...mira, if DJ had been on Real World he could have been a senator now…cabin people vs non-cabin people…Bring on Glicked…of course Ish is digging on musicals…no more turkey cooking for DJ this Thanksgiving…are Italian restaurants secretly Mexican…Hollywood Studios vs MGM Studios…who knew a galaxy far far away was in Orlando…that damn I-4…was anyone asking for a Gladiator sequel…dammit, Die Hard is a Christmas movie…so many ‘Please Don’t Go’…Last Coquito: Disney’s Diversity Efforts & Coral Gables Firefighter DeptTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Get great holiday dairy recipes at: www.FloridaMilk.com or www.lechedeflorida.com

Setting the mood together…canceled 3 seconds in…Mario the Bear…comedians shouldn’t necessarily apologize for their jokes…two things can be true at once…Caribbean, Korean, similar…look at Mario letting Ish own his insecurities…gotta be introspective to grow…Mario is ABSOLUTELY funny…only drunk white girls in college turn gay…bring on the crowd work, it’s like comedy fortune telling…those titties look divorced…trouble speaking Spanish, now does Spanish VO…sexless cults are REALLY weird…next time, throuples galore…how old is too old to be sexy…of course we’re comparing strip clubs…5 years at the Improv is a great accomplishment…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Get great holiday dairy recipes at: www.FloridaMilk.com or www.lechedeflorida.com

JR Alonso Co-hosts....The real Miami was filled with Marimberos in the 80s.....Miami Vice and shooting on location....Disney Pixar Movies pull at the heart strings....the beauty of the movie UP and Inside Out...Finding Nemo Taught us to stay away from the drop off....Swimming the Great Barrier Reef in Australia....New Zealand limits airport hugs to three minutes...the two hour Latino Goodbye....the differences with Latinos and Americanos and our families....changing careers.....first generation immigrant guilt trips....second acts....being a creative....second city and Chicago....starting all over again.......long term friendships........flip phones and disconnecting from social media.....ballpark talk.....we still call it Joe Robbie Stadium...JRs comedy and his inspiration...Last Coquito: JRs Dad & Flying Hippo Pizza Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Get great holiday dairy recipes at: www.FloridaMilk.com or www.lechedeflorida.com 

Every ep should start with old school Nintendo…eelcome back DJ…it took a lot for us not to break last episode…was there an election or something this week…you can’t just put a new product on the market without enough time to test it…it’s the economy, stupid…wtf is a ghost job listing…now & forever, Sesame Street…wow, three past guests who worked on Sesame Street…we could talk Muppets all day…6 years without going to work? Sign us up…ham! Ham! Ham!...Old Navy es tremendo bargain pa’resolver….tone down on the spritzing, Macys…and yet again, Ish deciphers DJ’s mixed up celebrity references…Last Soda: Poll workers & producer JuniorTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

Welcome back Brittany…love when people we love are on each other’s shows…hmmm, Ocala or frozen eggs?...she gets nervous after hosting her own radio show…Bubonic Core is a thing…Miami naked is just different…listen to Big Yikes…isn’t single by choice the ultimate pro-choice…sometimes you have to prioritize one vs the other…reclaim your breakup…take good care of her, New York…who DOES have time to sort out bisexuality…of course Junior knows Brittany…possibly one of the hardest working women in comedy…don’t limit your goals because benchmarks change…making Arsht Center…making a documentary about comics is definitely a cry for help…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

It’s our slightly belated Halloween episode…and now DJ will REALLY commit to the bit…for real though, that Dwayne Wade statue is NOT flattering…offf that Lucille Ball statue though is way worse…mmm poutine…go on Robyn Sparkles…we ARE all Southerners to Canadians…a croqueta recall is absolutely terrifying…so murder isn’t enough for Ish to completely stop being friends with DJ…mira que The Weeknd loves shouting out names of cities on tour…can you endorse one person and still be considered impartial, even if it’s an editorial?...does The Weeknd promote his albums THIS much…we like to think the beanie is still at the CN Tower…Bunny & The Weeknd does have a nice ring to it…Last Soda: DJTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603