Pero Let Me Tell You

Ish is back…so much mentions of Juniors of all kinds…we only think of one Blue Sky…ok, so you pushed a button, want a prize?...mira, if DJ had been on Real World he could have been a senator now…cabin people vs non-cabin people…Bring on Glicked…of course Ish is digging on musicals…no more turkey cooking for DJ this Thanksgiving…are Italian restaurants secretly Mexican…Hollywood Studios vs MGM Studios…who knew a galaxy far far away was in Orlando…that damn I-4…was anyone asking for a Gladiator sequel…dammit, Die Hard is a Christmas movie…so many ‘Please Don’t Go’…Last Coquito: Disney’s Diversity Efforts & Coral Gables Firefighter DeptTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Get great holiday dairy recipes at: www.FloridaMilk.com or www.lechedeflorida.com

Setting the mood together…canceled 3 seconds in…Mario the Bear…comedians shouldn’t necessarily apologize for their jokes…two things can be true at once…Caribbean, Korean, similar…look at Mario letting Ish own his insecurities…gotta be introspective to grow…Mario is ABSOLUTELY funny…only drunk white girls in college turn gay…bring on the crowd work, it’s like comedy fortune telling…those titties look divorced…trouble speaking Spanish, now does Spanish VO…sexless cults are REALLY weird…next time, throuples galore…how old is too old to be sexy…of course we’re comparing strip clubs…5 years at the Improv is a great accomplishment…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Get great holiday dairy recipes at: www.FloridaMilk.com or www.lechedeflorida.com

JR Alonso Co-hosts....The real Miami was filled with Marimberos in the 80s.....Miami Vice and shooting on location....Disney Pixar Movies pull at the heart strings....the beauty of the movie UP and Inside Out...Finding Nemo Taught us to stay away from the drop off....Swimming the Great Barrier Reef in Australia....New Zealand limits airport hugs to three minutes...the two hour Latino Goodbye....the differences with Latinos and Americanos and our families....changing careers.....first generation immigrant guilt trips....second acts....being a creative....second city and Chicago....starting all over again.......long term friendships........flip phones and disconnecting from social media.....ballpark talk.....we still call it Joe Robbie Stadium...JRs comedy and his inspiration...Last Coquito: JRs Dad & Flying Hippo Pizza Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Get great holiday dairy recipes at: www.FloridaMilk.com or www.lechedeflorida.com 

Every ep should start with old school Nintendo…eelcome back DJ…it took a lot for us not to break last episode…was there an election or something this week…you can’t just put a new product on the market without enough time to test it…it’s the economy, stupid…wtf is a ghost job listing…now & forever, Sesame Street…wow, three past guests who worked on Sesame Street…we could talk Muppets all day…6 years without going to work? Sign us up…ham! Ham! Ham!...Old Navy es tremendo bargain pa’resolver….tone down on the spritzing, Macys…and yet again, Ish deciphers DJ’s mixed up celebrity references…Last Soda: Poll workers & producer JuniorTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

Welcome back Brittany…love when people we love are on each other’s shows…hmmm, Ocala or frozen eggs?...she gets nervous after hosting her own radio show…Bubonic Core is a thing…Miami naked is just different…listen to Big Yikes…isn’t single by choice the ultimate pro-choice…sometimes you have to prioritize one vs the other…reclaim your breakup…take good care of her, New York…who DOES have time to sort out bisexuality…of course Junior knows Brittany…possibly one of the hardest working women in comedy…don’t limit your goals because benchmarks change…making Arsht Center…making a documentary about comics is definitely a cry for help…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

It’s our slightly belated Halloween episode…and now DJ will REALLY commit to the bit…for real though, that Dwayne Wade statue is NOT flattering…offf that Lucille Ball statue though is way worse…mmm poutine…go on Robyn Sparkles…we ARE all Southerners to Canadians…a croqueta recall is absolutely terrifying…so murder isn’t enough for Ish to completely stop being friends with DJ…mira que The Weeknd loves shouting out names of cities on tour…can you endorse one person and still be considered impartial, even if it’s an editorial?...does The Weeknd promote his albums THIS much…we like to think the beanie is still at the CN Tower…Bunny & The Weeknd does have a nice ring to it…Last Soda: DJTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

We swear, there is a Junior and he’s contributing to the conversation…we owe pagans for the arbolito…RIP Santa’s Enchanted Forest (for real this time)...are you Team Tom or Team Summer…DJ’s WB/UPN/FOX teen drama blindness…seriously, how does Ish know what he’s talking about…el apagaon de Cuba no esta en nada…again, listen to everyone’s lived experience dammit…just cuz you have a family doesn’t make you more qualified for things…not one of these influencers selling things is saying anything…we love all the insurance mascots, even the fact they have them…Bring on the World Series (go Yankees!)...maybe we’ll do one of our shows in Antarctica…is anyone surprised Ish knows the Elvira story…Last Sodas: Taylor Swift & VotingTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

Surprise Monday ep!!!...How does a Miami boy get that twang…damn, all FOUR chairs turned around…never heard Castro in a country song before…take the boy outta Miami, but not Miami outta the boy…from actor to country singer…and now at the Improv on 10/23…oh yeah and at Marine Stadium in Nov…maybe Ish should get a cowboy hat…from bro to y’all in like 5 minutes…in the specificity lies the broadness…of course Camila won him over with ‘Acere’...let’s please get that Orlando/Sammy double bill…look at Ish recognizing a steel drum…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

Thank you all for your love with the show…awww, DJ’s parents got the right cake…RIP Liam Payne…mental health affects anyone, anytime…demons in the closet is a great metal band name…man, pero que caro esta the American Dream…seriously, who has that 0.5 child and how are they divided up…Ish does love him an over the top horror movie…it’s aguacate, not palta and we don’t care who says otherwise…yeah DJ’s La Lupe sounds like Earth Kitt…the Halloween costume gauntlet has been thrown, no basic costumes allowed…Last Sodas: Celia Cruz & The Monster SquadTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603