Patreon Line Drunk Exclusives

Hello Patreon tipsy friends!!! I recorded my first watch-a-long for you guys to enjoy. This was so much fun to do! There will definitely be more watch-a-longs, although I need to figure out how to do this remotely next time. I actually recorded two while I was on vacation. So where are all my 90s kids? This first episode of the watch-a-long is on a great Nickelodeon game show, Legends of the Hidden Temple!!! Olmec will get your drinks ready for you, just kidding, but join Kirk and Olmec, myself and my friends as we watch an episode. You can find it on YouTube, 

Legends of the Hidden Temple Cocktail:

Ingredients:

• 8-10 Mint leaves
• 3 drops Bittermens Hopped Grapefruit Bitters
• ¾ oz Lime Juice
• ¾ oz Lemongrass-Lager Cordial*
• 1 ½ oz Kaffir Lime & Coriander-Infused Casa Magdalena Rum*
• Soda Water (to top)
• Garnish: Lime wheel, mint sprig

Preparation:

Add mint leaves, lime juice, and beer cordial to a collins and lightly muddle. Add rum, bitters, and crushed ice and stir. Top with more crushed ice and add a splash of soda water.

*LEMONGRASS-LAGER CORDIAL
2 stalks fresh lemongrass, peeled and chopped
1 500 ml bottle pFriem Export Lager
Sugar
Add lager and lemongrass to saucepan over medium heat. Let simmer until the liquid is reduced by 1/3. Add an equal amount of sugar as the liquid volume and continue stirring until sugar is completely dissolved. The syrup should keep refrigerated for 2-3 weeks.

*KAFFIR LIME & CORIANDER CASA MAGDALENA RUM:
1.5 Tbsp Coriander Seed Powder
3 g Kaffir Lime Leaves
1 750 ml bottle Casa Magdalena Rum
Combine ingredients in an airtight container and let sit at room temperature for an hour while stirring occasionally. Strain through a coffee filter back into the bottle and keep at room temperature.

Legends of the Hidden Temple Drinking Game:

Every person starts the beginning of the episode by sizing up the teams, perhaps taking their favorite colors into their decision, and picks a team. More than one person can sponsor the same team. You must pick your team before the first challenge begins.

Sponsoring a Team:

Whenever your team gets eliminated, you adopt a new team. By the time comes for one team to go into the temple, everyone is on the same team.If your sponsored team gets eliminated, take a drink.

If your team was eliminated, because they did not answer a single question on the steps of knowledge, take 2 drinks instead of 1.

If your sponsored team answers a question wrong or runs out of time on the steps of knowledge, take a drink.

If your sponsored team cuts off Olmec mid-question, and answers wrong, take 2 drinks.

If your team fails to get a pendent of life, take a drink.Prizes:

If a Huffy is offered, take a drink.

If Nestle/Nesquick is offered, take a drink.

If the prize has anything to do with Sketchers, take a drink.

If a trip to a place you have never heard is offered, take a drink.

Olmec and Kirk:

Everytime Olmec groans, take a drink.

Everytime Kirk creeps you out, take a drink.

For every phrase Olmec says that could be taken as sexual innuendo, take 2 drinks.

If Kurt puts his hand on one of your team member’s shoulder(s) for a little too long, take a drink, and feel pity for that team member.

The Temple:

Everytime someone is caught by a temple guard, take a drink.

If the kid goes the wrong way or has to go back, take a drink.

If the kid wastes time in a puzzle, wandering around, not knowing what to do, or does the puzzle wrong (the shrine of the silver monkey), take a drink.

When they inevitably fail to escape the temple with the “relic”, finish your drink.

Adjust prize section by season. Also, look up some hangover remedies in advance.