Paranoia: Fight Together, or Die a Clone

Welcome to Alpha Complex, citizen. In this episode, we will introduce our players, and the game, and the world, and the players again, and many other things. Don't worry though, you won't have time to be bored. Being bored is treason.

Our intrepid troubleshooters endeavor to find out what's going on with the uranium production. Or at least, they'll start working on that once they slowly, painfully drag themselves with tooth and nail in order to GET to the mines, and then get IN the mines. Then they can finally start interviewing the extremely helpful employees. This mystery will be solved in no time at all.

Finally, we're making some progress on the mystery! I think. I hope. I pray.We're getting to the point in Paranoia where nobody really, truly understands what's happening. Not even me! Just as long as nobody gets hurt, we're all having fun, right?

Our troubleshooters close in on the TRUE mystery of the uranium mines. Well... Either that, or they are SO far off track that nobody knows where the tracks were in the first place.Also: Truly horrible things begin to occur.

Alternative Titles: Lights' Rollercoaster Ride. Lights' Sinewave of Happiness. Lights does something stupid. Lights' experiences manic depression 5 times in a row.

See no evil, hear no evil, shoot your teammates before they can speak of evil. It's going to be O.K. Trust The Computer. The Computer is your friend.

The first half of the secret debriefings, post-mission-one.I'm sure everyone did equally well and nobody made any poor decisions that will harm them later.

Sabotage, bombings, assassination, and even worse: Bribery!Alternative Title: "The Episode where Gosts' past mistakes come back to haunt him"