Mission One, Part One. ULTRAVIOLET Clearance.

Welcome to Alpha Complex, citizen. In this episode, we will introduce our players, and the game, and the world, and the players again, and many other things. Don't worry though, you won't have time to be bored. Being bored is treason.

Ep1: Prepare Yourself, Troubleshooters.

SO much treason. Ultraviolet clearance only!

Now that you heard the start of the mission, I am going to stop the mission, and tell you about things that happened before the mission, and then we will continue the mission, from the point which we left off, after the start. If I didn't do this, it would be very confusing.

Ep1.5: How to Commit Treason

Alternative Title: "The Good Stuff"

Our intrepid troubleshooters endeavor to find out what's going on with the uranium production. Or at least, they'll start working on that once they slowly, painfully drag themselves with tooth and nail in order to GET to the mines, and then get IN the mines. Then they can finally start interviewing the extremely helpful employees. This mystery will be solved in no time at all.

Ep2: Robots are Useless, My Team is Worse

We're never getting out of this mine.

Finally, we're making some progress on the mystery! I think. I hope. I pray. We're getting to the point in Paranoia where nobody really, truly understands what's happening. Not even me! Just as long as nobody gets hurt, we're all having fun, right?

Ep3: Please Stop Monologuing

"You can Shave Metal?"

Our troubleshooters close in on the TRUE mystery of the uranium mines. Well... Either that, or they are SO far off track that nobody knows where the tracks were in the first place. Also: Truly horrible things begin to occur.

Ep4: The Road to Sector HEL...

Exquisite Agony

Alternative Titles: Lights' Rollercoaster Ride. Lights' Sinewave of Happiness. Lights does something stupid. Lights' experiences manic depression 5 times in a row.

Ep5: The Episode Where Lights Screws Himself

Conclusion of Mission 1

See no evil, hear no evil, shoot your teammates before they can speak of evil. It's going to be O.K. Trust The Computer. The Computer is your friend.

Ep6: Party Boy

Pace Yourself

The first half of the secret debriefings, post-mission-one. I'm sure everyone did equally well and nobody made any poor decisions that will harm them later.

Ep7: Partied Out

'conspiracy to get committed'

Sabotage, bombings, assassination, and even worse: Bribery! Alternative Title: "The Episode where Gosts' past mistakes come back to haunt him"

Ep8: Conspiracy to Commit

A Paranoia Tabletop Campaign

This podcast will make you happy. You know this is true, because The Computer tells you so. The Computer is your friend. Trust The Computer. Paranoia is a tabletop RPG first released in 1984 by West End Games, now published by Mongoose Publishing. The original version was created by Greg Costikyan, Dan Gelber, and Eric Goldberg. Five players will struggle to survive, thrive, and most importantly, to be happy. Happiness is mandatory. Unhappiness is treason. This podcast has a discord! You can join us at: https://discord.gg/bhuhfXp

Paranoia: Fight Together, or Die a Clone

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