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Ep. 300
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Start the week off right with the Monday Morning Podcast crew!
If you thought your week was weird, wait until you hear the stories in this live stream replay.
Tune in for over an hour of pure, unadulterated comedy gold. If you laugh, LIKE the video. If you don't, you probably just don't get the broken leg/towel thief lifestyle. Don't forget to SUBSCRIBE for more chaos!
This week's highlights:
The Epstein Files & Manufactured Culture War: We break down the latest names in the documents and discuss the idea of a manufactured culture war that distracts the public from real issues.
Olympic "Penis Gate": The craziest sports news you've never heard: Olympic ski jumpers are reportedly injecting their genitals with hyaluronic acid for an aerodynamic edge. Is this considered doping?
Chaotic Montreal Weekend: Guido recounts a deeply frustrating weekend dealing with boundary-less neighbors ("Shit Screamer" and "River Guy"), a defective front door in freezing temperatures, and the ongoing saga of his condo renovation and a minor toilet crisis.
QC vs. ON Culture Clash: A hilarious story about a skirmish with a rude old man in a Toronto grocery line and the funny culture clash between Quebecers and Anglophones over the French language.
Worst Business Decision: Jamie shares the painful story of the worst investment he ever made: becoming the owner of a hair salon.
Thank you for 300 episodes! Don't miss the full second hour and call-in segment—only available on Patreon.
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