Pains Stains & Automobiles

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Season 2, Ep. 1

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Friday, January 2, 2026

If you had a beaver, what would you call it? This and other matters of vital importance, covered in our first episode of 2026.

2. Episode 20
34:40| Friday, January 9, 2026|Season 2, Ep. 2
As 2026 takes hold, more of the consequential inconsequentials, with Penny and Charles.
18. Episode 18
34:15| Friday, December 26, 2025|Season 1, Ep. 18
Boxing Day, tricky pronunciations and Electric Eels. All part of the rich panoply...
17. Episode 17
35:29| Friday, December 19, 2025|Season 1, Ep. 17
Is there a bomb in Penny's boiler? Menu ditherers and emoticon dilemmas.
16. Episode 16
34:38| Friday, December 12, 2025|Season 1, Ep. 16
This episode includes socksual references, as our heroes discover coincidental events in the footwear department. Oh yes and wilting tulips.
15. Episode 15
34:01| Friday, December 5, 2025|Season 1, Ep. 15
In which our Penelope gets the giggles about a highly dubious definition.
14. Episode 14
33:46| Friday, November 28, 2025|Season 1, Ep. 14
Polite introductions, Penny goes to Downton, family treasures v old tat, and inflationary pressures in the sweetie aisle.
13. Episode 13 - with Ian Hislop
38:04| Friday, November 21, 2025|Season 1, Ep. 13
National treasure Ian Hislop joins our podcast to share a few thoughts on life.
12. Episode 12
32:56| Friday, November 14, 2025|Season 1, Ep. 12
In our latest instalment, how Penny's Christmas Lights switch-on nearly went with a really special Bang, plus other assorted ramblings.