Pains Stains & Automobiles

If you had a beaver, what would you call it? This and other matters of vital importance, covered in our first episode of 2026.

Boxing Day, tricky pronunciations and Electric Eels. All part of the rich panoply...

Is there a bomb in Penny's boiler? Menu ditherers and emoticon dilemmas.

This episode includes socksual references, as our heroes discover coincidental events in the footwear department. Oh yes and wilting tulips.

In which our Penelope gets the giggles about a highly dubious definition.

Polite introductions, Penny goes to Downton, family treasures v old tat, and inflationary pressures in the sweetie aisle.