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01:03|šļø Pad Wives Assemble Podcast Trailer šļø"Grab a glass of wine, or maybe a brew, because it's time to dive in!"Welcome to Pad Wives Assemble, the podcast where military spouses get real, share stories, and laugh it all off ā no filter, no holding back! Hosted by two besties who bonded over their partners serving in the military, weāre here to give you all the juicy, hilarious, and honest conversations you've been craving.š Whatās it all about?Each week, we dive into The Ick of the Weekāthose funny, cringy moments that make you go "Nope!" Then we follow it up with The Story of the Week, where we tackle everything from AITA (Am I the A**hole?) to listener stories, true crime, and everything in between.But donāt just take our word for it ā hereās why you should tune in:š 4 Award Nominations ā Including a Finalist for UK Podcast of the Year! š Listened to in 37 countries ā Weāre that popular, yāall. š¬ Real honesty, real truth ā Nothingās off-limits, except maybe our photos... no one wants to see that.Every episode feels like a FaceTime with your bestie, chatting about everything and nothing, leaving you laughing, thinking, and feeling like you're part of the conversation. Whether you're a military spouse, a curious listener, or just need a dose of authenticity, weāve got you.So, what are you waiting for? Grab your favorite drink, pull up a chair, and get ready for unfiltered fun, deep convos, and tons of laughs. Youāre in for a ride with Pad Wives Assemble ā where no topic is off-limits, but we still keep it fun and light.Join us every week... and hey, bring a friend!Letās be real, no one should miss out on the wild world of Pad Wives Assemble. šš§
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25: Season 3 Finale; Please do not finger my donuts.
01:09:21||Season 3In the highly anticipated Season 3 Finale of Pad Wives Assemble, we dive into an unforgettable day at our 2025 charity, Combat Stress, where we get an up-close look at their vital work supporting veterans' mental health. April is Autism and Neurodiversity Awareness Month, so Soph opens up about her late diagnosis and the challenges sheās faced, including an emotional reveal about what really went down last August. And, surprise, Soph's husband is back home ā but after just 3 days, sheās already getting the ick!Meanwhile, Kirsha takes a trip to Lidl and discovers the ultimate donut horror ā someoneās dirty hand donut finger⦠DO NOT FINGER MY DONUTS! And did we mention the Pain au Chocolat incident?Plus, weāre celebrating the podcast turning ONE this April 22nd! We reflect on the incredible journey so far, share our favorite moments, and thank YOU, our listeners, for all the love and support.Donāt forget:Get your tickets for the Pad Wives Charity Gala at www.ticketsource.co.uk/padwivescharitygala before they sell out.Vote for us in the UK Podcast of the Year category on the UK Top Influencer website. https://uktopinfluencer.com/podcast/Please remember to subscribe, review, and share ā we appreciate all your support, and we can't wait to bring you more laughs, real talk, and surprises in Season 4 which will be back the first week of May! š11. 24. The Military Wedding Diaries
54:43||Season 3, Ep. 11In this episode, we share personal stories from our own wedding planning experiences, highlighting the DIY projects we took on, what worked well, and what we might change if we had to do it again. We dive into the challenges of planning a wedding while managing deployments and military schedules, offering insights on how to balance it all. From handmade decorations to creating personalized touches, we discuss any regrets and lessons learned, and share tips for couples facing similar challenges, whether military-related or not. Whether you're planning a wedding with tight timelines or just want to get creative, this episode offers real-life advice and maybe some inspiration!Charity Gala Tickets - https://www.ticketsource.co.uk/padwivescharitygalaUK Top Influencer Podcast Voting - https://uktopinfluencer.com/podcast/10. 23. Does Rank Still Rule Friendships?
43:52||Season 3, Ep. 10In this episode, we tackle the question: do military spouses still care about each otherās partnerās rank, or is that less of a thing nowadays? We share funny and relatable moments about how rank used to feel like a big deal, but nowadays, it seems it's more about shared experiences, mutual support, and navigating military life together... Or is it? We dive into whether the rank divide still sneaks its way into friendships and what really matters when it comes to building connections in the military spouse community today.9. 22. Living with the invisible - A deep dive into Hormonal imbalance and Auto-Immune Diseases (Our Experiences and listener stories)
44:22||Season 3, Ep. 9In this special episode for Autoimmune Disease Awareness Month, we dive deep into the world of invisible illnessesāthe ones that often go unnoticed but can have a huge impact on daily life. We share our personal experiences with Endometriosis, Thyroid issues, PCOS, and Celiac disease, discussing how we were diagnosed, the struggles we faced, and the ongoing challenges that often come with these conditions.We open up about the worries we had along the way, from infertility concerns to inconsistent periods, and how we pushed forward to get the right diagnoses. We also talk about the symptoms that sometimes go unnoticed or misunderstood, and how important it is to raise awareness for conditions that you can't always see.This episode is a heartfelt conversation aimed at shedding light on the unspoken issues many face, encouraging others to share their stories and seek the support they need.Resources & Support:Endometriosis: Endometriosis UKThyroid Issues: British Thyroid FoundationPCOS: PCOS Awareness AssociationCeliac Disease: Celiac Disease FoundationJoin us as we raise our voices for those living with invisible illnesses and continue to build understanding and support for these often-overlooked conditions.www.padwivesassemble.co.ukwww.ticketsource.co.uk/padwivescharitygalawww.tiktok.com/padwivesassemblewww.instagram.com/padwivesassemblewww.youtube.com/padwivesassemblepodcastwww.tiktok.com/socialsophswww.instagram.com/socialsophswww.youtube.com/socialsoph8. 21. The Hidden emotions of depoloyment
01:08:26||Season 3, Ep. 8In this honest and raw episode of Pad Wives Assemble, Sophie and Kirsha dive deep into the realities of deployment anxiety and anger that many military spouses face when their partners are away. They open up about the emotional rollercoaster of solo parenting, managing a home, and juggling work while your loved one serves far away. From the frustration of not knowing when theyāll come home to the challenges of working from home and the importance of getting out of the house, this episode tackles it all. Itās okay to feel angry, uncertain, and overwhelmedāand itās crucial to acknowledge and express these feelings. Tune in for support, understanding, and practical tips for navigating deployment life with strength and resilience.Keywords: deployment anxiety, military partner life, solo parenting, deployment anger, work from home, emotional support, Pad Wives Assemble, military spouse, mental health during deployment7. 20.Does Girl Code Still Exist in 2025? Toxic Friendships, Maternity Blues & A Twisty Reddit Tale!
01:18:06||Season 3, Ep. 7In this episode, we go deep into the TikTok rabbit hole Kirsha went down, exploring the age-old question: Does Girl Code still exist in 2025? We discuss some of the wild comments we found on girl code when it comes to other people's menātrust us, things get heated. š„But that's not all! We also dive into toxic friendships, girl code within friendships, and the idea that just because a friendship doesnāt work out, it doesnāt mean either person is badāthey just werenāt meant to be friends. Plus, we talk about how adult friendships can feel a lot like romantic relationships and why it can be so complicated to navigate them in our 30s. š¤We also answer a listenerās dilemma on feeling lonely during maternity leave, offering advice, support, and some helpful recommendations to stay connected while adjusting to life with a newborn. š¶Exciting News Alert! š We are absolutely thrilled to announce that weāve made it to the finals for UK Podcast of the Year at the UK Top Influencer Awards! We couldnāt have done it without all your love and support, and weāre so grateful!And we finish off with a twisty Reddit story thatāll keep you on the edge of your seat. What would you do if you found out your partner of 7 years started peeking on you at night and collecting eyeballs?! š§šOh, and weāve got an extra special guest this weekāSophās little doggo, Teddy, is joining us for a bit of puppy cuteness to round off the episode! š¾Topics Covered:The state of Girl Code in 2025Navigating toxic friendships and adult relationshipsFeeling lonely during maternity leave and how to copeOur exciting UK Podcast of the Year finalist announcement šA creepy Reddit story about a partner collecting eyeballs šYou donāt want to miss this one! Tune in now, and donāt forget to send us your dilemmas for future episodes!