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Pablo Torre Finds Out

PTFO x Cooligans - Pablo Torre chose chicken fingers over watching Messi’s first Inter Miami goal!

Pablo Torre is known for finding out about things, but in this episode, The Cooligans find out about him! 


We're hyped to have fellow Meadowlarker and host of Pablo Torre Finds Out, Pablo Torre, join the show! Pablo, Christian, and Alexis discus Pablo's beef with Marcus Jordan and Larsa Pippen, getting roasted by Dan Le Batard, and being racially ambiguous to other Latinos and Asians. The guys also tease Pablo for his lack of soccer knowledge on ESPN and debate whether it was worth it to miss Messi's first Inter Miami goal for some chicken fingers.


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