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Outside the Technical Area

Episode #3 - The best smelling Premier League Car Park

Ep. 3

The unqualified trio return to talk football on a Saturday - we promise not to ruin your weekend! It's the first weekend podcast from the Outside the Technical Area team.


This Saturday, we cover all the goings on across Europe, talk about our favourite giant killings of all time in Chat S**t, Get Banged and Chris' shocks us all by revealing his favourite smelling Premier League car park. WARNING - this does involve conversations about toast.


Tune in if you want to hear us talk nonsense whilst supping your half time pint or if you just need three idiots talking about the beautiful game to get you through.


If listening to rants about Neymar, an update on Andy's Dad's ankles, Man United's defensive woes, our thoughts on Premier League Player of the Season Reuben Dias and Dan praising Pardew through gritted teeth is your kind of thing, then this is the podcast for you.


Don't forget, you can get involved with the podcast by emailing us at outsidethetechnicalarea@outlook.com or joining us on Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/OTTAPod

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