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The Complete EMU (Part One)
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Welcome to the Complete Enigmatic Mysteries of the Unknown, or EMU, as it’s amusingly known. Part One. This first part includes the first six mini episodes that were originally released to patrons during season one, and then released to everyone else during the hiatus between seasons one and two. The reason I’ve chosen to re-release these in two long comprehensive episodes is because Dave, the creator and host of EMU, becomes an important character in season 3 of Ostium, so I want to make sure everyone has the opportunity to be completely caught up with the whole story. Now, since I’m re-releasing these episodes, I could easily clean-up and remaster them for sound quality, but I’m choosing to keep them as they are. Dave is not an audio producer, he’s just a guy who wanted to make a show about some thoughts and ideas he had. I feel the - at times - inferior audio quality adds more to his character. So, sit back - if you’re sitting - and if you’ve never experienced Enigmatic Mysteries of the Unknown before, prepare to be . . . englightened . . . These episodes were written, produced, and voiced by Alex C. Telander. If you like Ostium, please consider supporting us on Patreon for as little as two dollars a month, where you’ll get access to mini episodes including The Ostium Files. As a supporter you’ll get your very own special door, and, eventually, your very own Ostium File. If you would like to just make a one-time donation, you can also do so through our website, ostiumpodcast.com. And if you haven’t already, please gives us a rating and review on iTunes, as this makes Ostium more visible to new listeners, and the more listeners and support we get, the longer Ostium will run. Ostium Season 3 will return with Episode 21 on September 2nd. Thank you.
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Ostium Teaser Number One
00:36||Season 1The first teaser for a new podcast called Ostium debuting January 1 2017.Ostium Teaser Number Two
01:49||Season 1In the second Ostium teaser, listeners get to hear the first few minutes of Episode 1, meeting Jake Fisher for the first time and wondering . . . what comes next? The premiere episode of Ostium is coming January 1, 2017. Follow Ostium on Twitter @ostiumpodcast. You can get news, updates and all things Ostium by following Ostium on Wordpress or the social media platform of your choice.Ostium Teaser Number Three
00:42||Season 1The third and final Ostium teaser for Season 1. Episode 1 will be released January 1, 2017. Listen, follow and subscribe on SoundCloud or iTunes.
1. Episode 1 - Population Zero
27:21||Season 1, Ep. 1In the debut episode of the Ostium podcast, listeners get to meet Jake Fisher for the first time and learn about a special place called Ostium. Episode 1 - Population Zero was written and produced by Alex C. Telander. Music and the voice of Jake Fisher is by Chris Fletcher. For more information, go to ostiumpodcast.com.
2. Episode 2 - CROATOAN
30:41||Season 1, Ep. 2In Episode 2, Jake Fisher finally gets inside the secret town of Ostium and sees the many doors up close, and then ventures to find out what is behind those doors. Written by Alex C. Telander. Performed by Chris Fletcher. Interstitial music pieces by Chris Fletcher. Background music by 2Kutup courtesy of the Free Music Archive. For more information go to ostiumpodcast.com. To help support Ostium, please visit our Patreon page at https://www.patreon.com/ostiumpodcast. There you'll find lots of perks like mini episodes, transcripts with original artwork, music, and more.
3. Episode 3 - 38°20'N, 17°15'W
36:58||Season 1, Ep. 3Jake travels back to Ostium, this time with some specific goals in mind: to find out what is exactly behind those doors in the clock tower, and to discover what might be behind Door #3. Written by Alex C. Telander Performed by Chris Fletcher, who also composed the interstitial music pieces. Background music by 2Kutup courtesy of the Free Music Archive. Warning, this episode contains explicit language. Please help and support Team Ostium by rating and reviewing on iTunes, as well as checking out our Patreon page at https://www.patreon.com/ostiumpodcast. Perks include mini episodes on the Enigmatic Mysteries of the Unknown, all the music to Season 1, transcripts featuring full-color covers and illustrations, and much more. And don't forget to subscribe and tell your friends. And finally from Team Ostium to you: Thanks for listening.
4. Episode 4 - First Contact
31:06||Season 1, Ep. 4In Episode 4 - First Contact, Jake learns about some big changes in his life and the world, before he travels to Ostium. He now knows he's not alone in this special town, and as he passes through Door 4 he wonders if he'll have any company. Also what world will he be taken to this time? Written by Alex C. Telander Performed by Chris Fletcher, who also composed the interstitial music pieces. Background music by Ketsa and The Angulars, courtesy of the Free Music Archive. Warning, this episode contains explicit language. Please help and support Team Ostium by rating and reviewing on iTunes, as well as checking out our Patreon page at www.patreon.com/ostiumpodcast. Perks include mini episodes on the Enigmatic Mysteries of the Unknown, a sub-plot to Ostium, all the music to Season 1, transcripts featuring full-color covers and illustrations, and access to new episodes a week before regular release. And don't forget to subscribe and tell your friends. And finally from Team Ostium to you: Thanks for listening.
5. Episode 5 - A.W.O.L.
34:27||Season 1, Ep. 5In Episode 5: A.W.O.L. listeners get to meet a new character. Written and produced by Alex C. Telander. Performed by Georgia McKenzie. Warning, this episode contains explicit language. Please help and support Team Ostium by rating and reviewing on iTunes, as well as checking out our Patreon page at www.patreon.com/ostiumpodcast. Perks include mini episodes, all the music to Season 1, transcripts featuring full-color covers and illustrations, outtakes, and access to new episodes a week before regular release. And don't forget to subscribe and tell your friends. And finally from Team Ostium to you: Thanks for listening.
6. Episode 6 - Dialogues
23:25||Season 1, Ep. 6In Episode 6, Jake and Monica sit down over a good meal and some hot tea and have a heart to heart chat about Ostium, life in Ostium, and all things . . . Ostium. Written and produced by Alex C. Telander. Performed by Chris Fletcher and Georgia McKenzie. Warning, this episode contains explicit language. Please help and support Team Ostium by rating and reviewing on iTunes, as well as checking out our Patreon page at www.patreon.com/ostiumpodcast. Perks include mini episodes, all the music to Season 1, transcripts featuring full-color covers and illustrations, outtakes, and access to new episodes a week before regular release. And don't forget to subscribe and tell your friends. And finally from Team Ostium to you: Thanks for listening.
