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Episode 48 - Standard Docking Procedure
Season 5, Ep. 48
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Welcome to Pseudopolis, a space station filled with people just trying to get through the work day without breaking anything important. Join an ensemble cast of characters as they overcome such classic sci-fi sitcom problems like forgetting one's keys on a spacewalk, cooking food with a rocket, and tracking down a missed connection in virtual reality!
This is the scifi comedy sitcom in space we’ve all been waiting for. Hijinks will ensue, and on a station the size of Pseudopolis it feels like just about anything can happen.
This episode was originally written and recorded for International Podcast Month 2019.
This episode was co-written by Elena Fernandez Collins, Gavin Gaddis, and Alex C. Telander.
The part of Monica is performed by Georgia Mckenzie.
The part of BARK33P is performed by Gavin Gaddis.
The part of Marisol is performed by Elena Fernandez Collins.
Sound design was done by Hail and Well Met Podcasts. Check out more of their great work at hailandwellmetpodcasts.com.
The Ostium theme song was composed by Chris Fletcher.
The music featured in this episode, all from the Free Music Archive, is: “Suchtrupp,” “Mines of the Dogants, “Tanz de Gelben Elefants, and “Repeater Station” by Lobo Loco, and “Future Soundtrack” by Adam Henry Garcia.
For a link to a transcript of this episode please follow this link: https://ostiumpodcast.com/episode-48-standard-docking-procedure-transcript/.
We’re all going through very hard times right now and we wanted to thank you first for listening to this episode. We hope you enjoyed it and we hope it provided a little merriment to your day. If you are perhaps interested in supporting the show, the best way to do that is through Patreon. Everything we make primarily goes to paying our actors for all the Ostium Network shows. We’ve got more shows planned, including an anthology series, and we want to be able to pay and support our actors. So if you can spare as little as $2 a month, that will go a long way, and also grant you access to a ton of bonus material. Just head on over to patreon.com/ostiumpodcast.
Our next episode arrives in two weeks.
This is the scifi comedy sitcom in space we’ve all been waiting for. Hijinks will ensue, and on a station the size of Pseudopolis it feels like just about anything can happen.
This episode was originally written and recorded for International Podcast Month 2019.
This episode was co-written by Elena Fernandez Collins, Gavin Gaddis, and Alex C. Telander.
The part of Monica is performed by Georgia Mckenzie.
The part of BARK33P is performed by Gavin Gaddis.
The part of Marisol is performed by Elena Fernandez Collins.
Sound design was done by Hail and Well Met Podcasts. Check out more of their great work at hailandwellmetpodcasts.com.
The Ostium theme song was composed by Chris Fletcher.
The music featured in this episode, all from the Free Music Archive, is: “Suchtrupp,” “Mines of the Dogants, “Tanz de Gelben Elefants, and “Repeater Station” by Lobo Loco, and “Future Soundtrack” by Adam Henry Garcia.
For a link to a transcript of this episode please follow this link: https://ostiumpodcast.com/episode-48-standard-docking-procedure-transcript/.
We’re all going through very hard times right now and we wanted to thank you first for listening to this episode. We hope you enjoyed it and we hope it provided a little merriment to your day. If you are perhaps interested in supporting the show, the best way to do that is through Patreon. Everything we make primarily goes to paying our actors for all the Ostium Network shows. We’ve got more shows planned, including an anthology series, and we want to be able to pay and support our actors. So if you can spare as little as $2 a month, that will go a long way, and also grant you access to a ton of bonus material. Just head on over to patreon.com/ostiumpodcast.
Our next episode arrives in two weeks.
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