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Fighting Fantasy #5 – City of Thieves (Part Two)

Ep. 50

We return to the filthy streets of Port Blacksand — and somehow things haven't yet gone from bad to worse.


In Part Two of City of Thieves, our adventure continues as we stumble through taverns, traps, and terrible choices with the confidence of men who absolutely should know better by now. Gold is scarce, danger is everywhere, and every decision feels like it could end the run instantly.


Expect rising tension, panicked debates, dodgy encounters, and that familiar Fighting Fantasy feeling of knowing you’ve probably already messed it all up… you just don’t know how yet.


Will we escape the City of Thieves?

Will we finally make a good decision?

Or will paragraph doom claim us once again?


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