Oh, Crap! Our Fecal Misfortunes and Foibles

Ah, womanhood -- is there such a thing greater than that? Well, according to Brittany and our guest, Hanna, yes. Plenty actually. At least in terms of things that make for a pleasant poop. So, join us as today's poop stories range from topics such as defiling religious holy sites, to medical profession experiences that prompt the question: should we rename HBO's hit medical drama to "The Shitt"?We have become brand ambASSadors on behalf of PortaBidets. They have created The Traveler -- the world's first truly portable, real bidet. If you want the freedom that only The Traveler can offer, please use this link to let them know that we sent ya!https://www.portabidets.com?sca_ref=9850911.f5dVz0MfDMLtc

The best damn podcast about poop stories teams up with the best damn movies about killer toilets, as we got to speak with the cast and crew of the Death Toilet horror comedy series. Some of you may know that when Stephen King wrote the story Dreamcatcher, he did so with the intention of "do[ing] for the toilet what Psycho did for the shower". Well, step aside, you hack, because the real Death Toilet succeeded where you failed! So, listen in as we trade in the glitz and glamor of Hollywood for the shits and glamanure of indie filmmaking, the benefits of standing while wiping, and how to find the humor in working in mental health. Excelsior!Watch the Death Toilet series on Tubi and give 'em a follow on Instagram @deathtoiletmovieWe have become "brand ambASSadors" on behalf of PortaBidets. They have created The Traveler -- the world's first truly portable, real bidet. If you want the freedom that only The Traveler can offer, please use this link to let them know that we sent ya!https://www.portabidets.com?sca_ref=9850911.f5dVz0MfDMLtc

Team BM are joined by podcaster, comedian, and former Cracked.com columnist Adam Tod Brown. He's pooped before.Check out Adam's podcast network You Don't Even Like Podcasts (@youdontpod)for humorous, insightful takes on politics and pop culture.We have become "brand ambASSadors" on behalf of PortaBidets. They have created The Traveler -- the world's first truly portable, real bidet. If you want the freedom that only The Traveler can offer, please use this link to let them know that we sent ya!https://www.portabidets.com?sca_ref=9850911.f5dVz0MfDMLtc

Comedians are, at the heart of things, storytellers. Stories about relationships, politics, the human condition. For it was the great William Shakespeare that mused, "The web of our life is of a mingled yarn, good and ill together." Anyway, we're talking about funny poop stories with comedian Ronny Pascale @ronnypascale on IGWe have become "brand ambASSadors" on behalf of PortaBidets. They have created The Traveler -- the world's first truly portable, real bidet. If you want the freedom that only The Traveler can offer, please use this link to let them know that we sent ya!https://www.portabidets.com?sca_ref=9850911.f5dVz0MfDMLtc

Go to therapy. Fart therapy! After all that talk about poop with Fart Therapist Jax (see: previous episode), we couldn't help ourselves but talk about poop's gaseous cousin.Check out Jax on Instagram @feralfartingfeminist and TikTok @fart.therapyWe have become "brand amb-ASS-adors" on behalf of PortaBidets. They have created The Traveler -- the world's first truly portable, real bidet. If you want the freedom that only The Traveler can offer, please use this link to let them know that we sent ya!https://www.portabidets.com?sca_ref=9850911.f5dVz0MfDMLtc

Breathe in...breathe out....empty your mind, and your colon. Let your worries and negative thoughts drift away like so many farts in the wind. Now that you're all loosened up, relax to the dulcet sounds of 3 mental health professionals talk about doo-doo. We chatted with Jax; the self-proclaimed CEO of FART Therapy, aka The Feral Farting Feminist, aka Burnt Pancake. Stop pooping like a girl, and learn to shit like a woman. Once more: breathe in...breathe out...Check out Jax on Instagram @feralfartingfeminist and TikTok @fart.therapyWe have become "brand amb-ASS-adors" on behalf of PortaBidets. They have created The Traveler -- the world's first truly portable, real bidet. If you want the freedom that only The Traveler can offer, please use this link to let them know that we sent ya!https://www.portabidets.com?sca_ref=9850911.f5dVz0MfDMLtc

Eat your fire flowers and put on your overalls, 'cuz it's time to play Pooper Mario Bros. with the attendees at the 2025 Utah Retro GameXpo. We have become what we like to refer to as "brand amb-ASS-adors" on behalf of PortaBidets. They have created The Traveler -- the world's first truly portable, real bidet. If you want the freedom that only The Traveler can offer, please use this link to let them know that we sent ya!https://www.portabidets.com?sca_ref=9850911.f5dVz0MfDMLtcWe have partnered with the folks at PoopMania -- an app that allows you to take poopoo pics and doodoo documentation. Share your pics with other like-minded members of the caca community. PoopMania also has an AI feature that allows you to analyze your stool for possible factors such as blood, dietary concerns etc. Download the app at PoopMania.comPoopMania is not a medical tool, and any concerns should be consulted with an appropriate medical professional

Get your Nintendo Light Gun ready, because your favorite poop-themed podcast plays several rounds of Dump Hunt at the 2025 Utah Retro GameXpo.We have become what we like to refer to as "brand amb-ASS-adors" on behalf of PortaBidets. They have created The Traveler -- the world's first truly portable, real bidet. If you want the freedom that only The Traveler can offer, please use this link to let them know that we sent ya!https://www.portabidets.com?sca_ref=9850911.f5dVz0MfDMLtcWe have partnered with the folks at PoopMania -- an app that allows you to take poopoo pics and doodoo documentation. Share your pics with other like-minded members of the caca community. PoopMania also has an AI feature that allows you to analyze your stool for possible factors such as blood, dietary concerns etc. Download the app at PoopMania.comPoopMania is not a medical tool, and any concerns should be consulted with an appropriate medical professional