Oh, Crap! Our Fecal Misfortunes and Foibles

We're joined by returning guests Eric (CHOOPING eps. 6 & 7) and Andie (MUDPIES ep. 10). That's right -- not 1, but 2 returning guests! There's probably a #2 poopie joke in there somewhere, so, think of one and comment it at your leisure. And while we have your attention: go listen to those past episodes, and pretend they're prequels to a shared universe of poo-poo mythology!We have partnered with the folks at PoopMania -- an app that allows you to take poopoo pics and doodoo documentation. Share your pics with other like-minded members of the caca community. PoopMania also has an AI feature that allows you to analyze your stool for possible factors such as blood, dietary concerns etc. Download the app at PoopMania.com(PoopMania is not a medical tool, and any concerns should be consulted with an appropriate medical professional)

In a special, kinda sorta bonus episode, we discuss our thoughts on the recent Netlix documentary, Trainwreck: Poop Cruise. "What's a Poop Cruise?", I pretend to hear you ask, as a narrative device. You know how most cruise liners are notably absent of poop water on all the walking surfaces? Well, THIS cruise is a bit of a rascally contrarian. We have partnered with the folks at PoopMania -- an app that allows you to take poopoo pics and doodoo documentation. Share your pics with other like-minded members of the caca community. PoopMania also has an AI feature that allows you to analyze your stool for possible factors such as blood, dietary concerns etc. Download the app at PoopMania.com(PoopMania is not a medical tool, and any concerns should be consulted with an appropriate medical professional)

♪♪ In the not too distant future, please pass the TP ♪♪Your favorite doo-namic duo get to chat with Zoe, from the YouTube Channel, History Science Theater 3000; a deep-dive docuseries about the beloved, cult favorite TV program, Mystery Science Theater 3000. So, pull up a chair, gather 'round your homemade robot companions, and sharpen your poop guillotine -- cuz' the gang is showing France what American butts are made of, one Parisian toilet at a time!Follow HST3K at the linktree here!We have partnered with the folks at PoopMania -- an app that allows you to take poopoo pics and doodoo documentation. Share your pics with other like-minded members of the caca community. PoopMania also has an AI feature that allows you to analyze your stool for possible factors such as blood, dietary concerns etc. Download the app at PoopMania.com(PoopMania is not a medical tool, and any concerns should be consulted with an appropriate medical professional)

Your favorite married shit-talkers seek the the way of the warrior in their chat with Chunk McBeefChest -- podcaster and black belt martial art master of Poo-do (rhymes with "judo"). Check out his website with all his socials and shows at chunkmcbeefchest.comWe have partnered with the folks at PoopMania -- an app that allows you to take poopoo pics and doodoo documentation. Share your pics with other like-minded members of the caca community. PoopMania also has an AI feature that allows you to analyze your stool for possible factors such as blood, dietary concerns etc. Download the app at PoopMania.com(PoopMania is not a medical tool, and any concerns should be consulted with an appropriate medical professional)

Conversation #2 (heh heh poop joke) with our good friend and funny-as-hell storyteller, Jaspen (IG: uncutjorts and jcjartdesign). The party accidentally invent a new Dungeons & Dragons monster. But fear not: for they are able to combat it with their trusty Butt Soap for Your Butt which adds +3 charisma and wisdom. We have partnered with the folks at PoopMania -- an app that allows you to take poopoo pics and doodoo documentation. Share your pics with other like-minded members of the caca community. PoopMania also has an AI feature that allows you to analyze your stool for possible factors such as blood, dietary concerns etc. Download the app at PoopMania.com(PoopMania is not a medical tool, and any concerns should be consulted with an appropriate medical professional)

Team BM are joined by friends and comedians Amber (IG: amberskindafunny) and Jaspen (IG: uncutjorts) as they read an excrement-themed excerpt from Trevor Noah's otherwise incisive memoir, "Born a Crime".Find another story that blends the topics of poop, family, and religious trauma so effortlessly, we f***ing dare you!We have partnered with the folks at PoopMania -- an app that allows you to take poopoo pics and doodoo documentation. Share your pics with other like-minded members of the caca community. PoopMania also has an AI feature that allows you to analyze your stool for possible factors such as blood, dietary concerns etc. Download the app at PoopMania.com(PoopMania is not a medical tool, and any concerns should be consulted with an appropriate medical professional)

We chat with Steve -- a self-described "bidet addict", and one of the big wheels at PortaBidets, the company behind the world's first portable bidet of its kind! This ADHD-addled discussion touches on bidet use in ways you might not have thought possible. For we don't just simply talk about the joys of blasting our bungs with bidets - we get into talks that veer into territory one might consider downright philosophical. Be one with the bidet, and make every shit count. Namaste.Check out PortaBidets on their website and their InstagramWe have partnered with the folks at PoopMania -- an app that allows you to take poopoo pics and doodoo documentation. Share your pics with other like-minded members of the caca community. PoopMania also has an AI feature that allows you to analyze your stool for possible factors such as blood, dietary concerns etc. Download the app at PoopMania.com(PoopMania is not a medical tool, and any concerns should be consulted with an appropriate medical professional)

Sure, playing with your poop is fun and all. But it's always such a hassle! What, with the clean-up and the nosey neighbors and what not. But that's no longer a problem, thanks to Go Poo! The Game.We had a chance to meet with the co-creators of the game, Tim and Zach, where we learned that poop is a lot like a metaphor that doesn't really go anywhere, or something.Purchase Go Poo! The Game directly from their shop or on Amazon (please buy directly if possible). Visit Woodpecker Labs and Paper House Productions to check out more of their games and more!Instagram: gopoothegame Woodpecker Labs Paperhouse ProductionsWe have partnered with the folks at PoopMania -- an app that allows you to take poopoo pics and doodoo documentation. Share your pics with other like-minded members of the caca community. PoopMania also has an AI feature that allows you to analyze your stool for possible factors such as blood, dietary concerns etc. Download the app at PoopMania.com(PoopMania is not a medical tool, and any concerns should be consulted with an appropriate medical professional)

BONUS MINI EPISODELast year I had the pleasure of being a guest on the Dead Jester Productions Podcast (link to my episode), and the allure of talking about poop was just too good to pass up for the gracious host, Josh.IG: Dead Jester ProductionsWe have partnered with the folks at PoopMania -- an app that allows you to take poopoo pics and doodoo documentation. Share your pics with other like-minded members of the caca community. PoopMania also has an AI feature that allows you to analyze your stool for possible factors such as blood, dietary concerns etc. Download the app at PoopMania.com(PoopMania is not a medical tool, and any concerns should be consulted with an appropriate medical professional)