Oh, Crap!: Our Fecal Misfortunes and Foibles

[80's sitcom voice]: On a very special episode of Oh Crap! Mike and Brittany meet Sam, a former EMT. Together they learn that, through her professional and personal butt-muck mishaps, the real treasure to be gained is friendship.

Mike and Brittany are joined by "Regan", who shares what she describes as "multiple exorcist-type experiences". Which sounds gross until you remember that his is a podcast about poop; then it sounds even more gross. So grab your crucifix, your flask of holy water, and however many old priests and young priests you can get your grubby mitts on. [cocks crucifix like a shotgun]

Our guest Andie is many things: a guy with poop stories, a big fan of I Think You Should Leave....well, that's just two things, I guess. He and Mike first became acquainted through the rough and tumble life of being admins of a Facebook shitposting group -- specifically, Tim Robinson Mudpieposting (come say hi!). If you find yourself incredulous at the concept of destiny, then let me assure you that this meeting of the poop-brained minds will do little to sway you. Andie also loves animals, and fancies himself a bit of a Dr. Doo-doolittle (hey, that's a third thing!)

Our intrepid heroes are joined by an even intrepider heroine; Courtney. She has a hilarious, down-to-Earth parenting blog (linked below), and she was willing to impart the wisdom gained from her harrowing journeys into poopdom, and how its fiery trials have forged her into the mama-warrior that she is today. She also shares her secret to keeping a marriage spicy after so many years. SPOILERS:...it's just more poop gags.As you'll hear in the episode, her time was cut short due to having to tend to her ravenous homunculi. But rest assured, dear listener; she has more stories, and we cannot wait to have her return!https://storiesofameanmom.blogspot.com/

Mike and Brittany are joined by Melody, who only had time to tell us one of her many, many stories of world travels as she worked and studied abroad. So if you, the listener, can coax her enough, she'll come back to tell us even more. From what she's hinted, her passport also doubles as a scrapbook of countries she's defiled with her untamed shits. Imagine the "I Can Show You the World" sequence from Aladdin, but she's blasting a contrail of furious diarrhea behind her magic carpet ride. Please return to the show, Melody!

Eric shares an impromptu Spider-Man origin story that made a real splash with the critics. The team also discuss how real men crap with confidence, engage in a "crap your own adventure", and add Vine Madness to the DSM.