Off With Their Headlines

We’re looking ahead to royal tours slated for 2026, unpacking the news that William and Kate have hired a “crisis comms” professional for what KP insists is a non-crisis role (sure Jan!), and taking a fashion detour with Golden Globes 2026 looks we think would actually work for royal women.We also check in on everyone’s favorite radon-laden prison, HMP Dartmoor, which is still paying millions to the Duchy of Cornwall, and break down a truly wild headline attempting to spin Meghan’s high sales numbers as a negative.______________________________New episodes every Wednesday and Friday! Listen early & ad-free on Patreon, where you’ll also find exclusive bonus content: https://www.patreon.com/OffWithTheirHeadlines Watch video episodes for free (a few days later) on YouTube.Feedback or questions? Send us a message at @offwiththeirheadlines on IG, or email us at offwiththeirheadlines@gmail.com______________________________Join Amanda in London - Oct. 2026Join Amanda for German + Czech Christmas Markets - Dec. 2026______________________________Find us on socials:Meredith: Substack | YouTube | TikTok | Instagram Amanda: TikTok | Instagram | Substack | YouTube 

It was a busy week back to working royal duties and there was plenty of news to cover. We celebrate Kate's 44th birthday, discuss her first surprise royal engagement with Prince William, follow back up on The Times UK profile that allegedly upset King Charles and Camilla, before moving on to 2 equally insane Meghan, Duchess of Sussex stories, ending with William, Kate, and that chopper video.New episodes every Wednesday and Friday! Listen early & ad-free on Patreon, where you’ll also find exclusive bonus content: https://www.patreon.com/OffWithTheirHeadlines Watch video episodes for free (a few days later) on YouTube.Feedback or questions? Send us a message at @offwiththeirheadlines on IG, or email us at offwiththeirheadlines@gmail.com______________________________Join Amanda in London - Oct. 2026Join Amanda for German + Czech Christmas Markets - Dec. 2026______________________________Find us on socials:Meredith: Substack | YouTube | TikTok | Instagram Amanda: TikTok | Instagram | Substack | YouTube 

Hours worked or impact made? Visibility or substance? This week’s episode is all about how royal labor is defined, sold, and scrutinized…and why the metrics rarely tell the full story.We unpack the news that Prince Harry has almost regained armed protection, revisit the long-running debate over the “hardest working royals” (and what the Court Circular really measures), and break down why claims about William and Kate “highlighting British excellence” in 2026 feel… redundant. Isn’t that…the job?We also look at some tired (yet always amusing!) reporting around Meghan’s brand, and a round of 44th birthday coverage about Kate that reveals *checks notes* …very little.______________________________New episodes every Wednesday and Friday! Listen early & ad-free on Patreon, where you’ll also find exclusive bonus content: https://www.patreon.com/OffWithTheirHeadlines Watch video episodes for free (a few days later) on YouTube.Feedback or questions? Send us a message at @offwiththeirheadlines on IG, or email us at offwiththeirheadlines@gmail.com______________________________Join Amanda in London - Oct. 2026Join Amanda for German + Czech Christmas Markets - Dec. 2026______________________________Find us on socials:Meredith: Substack | YouTube | TikTok | Instagram Amanda: TikTok | Instagram | Substack | YouTube 

As a little treat we made the Friday News Dump a little longer this week...also because, there is a lot of news that's newsing!Timestamps:2:32 Andrew related cover pp by the Cabinet Office?7:05 Archewell gets a rebrand amidst staffing changes.21:48 Crown Princess Mette Marit of Norway may need a lung transplant.29:50 Sandringham walk about // the Wales children and superfans.36:11 Prince George does a royal engagement with his father.39:10 Field sport controversies on Royal EstatesThank you Patreon Press Secretaries: Molly, Nikki, Lulu, and Jessica! And to our Crown Jewel, Sir Christopher!New episodes every Wednesday and Friday! Listen early & ad-free on Patreon, where you’ll also find exclusive bonus content: https://www.patreon.com/OffWithTheirHeadlines Watch video episodes for free (a few days later) on YouTube.Feedback or questions? Send us a message at @offwiththeirheadlines on IG, or email us at offwiththeirheadlines@gmail.com______________________________Join Amanda in London - Oct. 2026Join Amanda for German + Czech Christmas Markets - Dec. 2026______________________________Find us on socials:Meredith: Substack | YouTube | TikTok | Instagram Amanda: TikTok | Instagram | Substack | YouTube

In our final episode of 2025, we revisit some of the wildest stories of 2025. Kate's hair trick that left fans stunned? Princess Anne's emotional-support lipstick for William? Meghan's audacious demand to share a b-day with not one, but TWO important royal events? All of that plus, Mr. Of Fact drops by to give us a "normie" view of the big stories of the year (spoiler: they are extremely niche and we love him for it).New episodes every Wednesday and Friday! Listen early & ad-free on Patreon, where you’ll also find exclusive bonus content and more: https://www.patreon.com/OffWithTheirHeadlines Watch video episodes for free (a few days later) on YouTube.Feedback or questions? Send us a message at @offwiththeirheadlines on IG, or email us at offwiththeirheadlines@gmail.com______________________________Find us on socials:Meredith: Substack | YouTube | TikTok | Instagram Amanda: TikTok | Instagram | Substack | YouTube

The last News Dump of 2025! We are talking:-Meghan, Duchess of Sussex's Spokesperson's comments to People mag about the GB News "apology" to her mother, Doria-The charges against the Duke of Marlborough-Our thoughts on the Royal Christmas cards this year-The role of photojournalism re: The Vanity Fair close-up photo controversyJoin Amanda in LondonJoin Amanda for German + Czech Christmas Markets______________________________New episodes every Wednesday and Friday! Listen early & ad-free on Patreon, where you’ll also find exclusive bonus content and more: https://www.patreon.com/OffWithTheirHeadlines Watch video episodes for free (a few days later) on YouTube.Feedback or questions? Send us a message at @offwiththeirheadlines on IG, or email us at offwiththeirheadlines@gmail.com______________________________Find us on socials:Meredith: Substack | YouTube | TikTok | Instagram Amanda: TikTok | Instagram | Substack | YouTube -Meredith and Amanda

So many royal-adjacent stories, so little real accountability. We’re checking in with one journalist whose apology to Meghan's mum could so easily have been avoided, another who clearly needs a journal for Christmas, an Earl who owes his girlfriend damages after she sued his ex-wife, and some updates from brothers King Charles and Prince Andrew. ______________________________Join Amanda in LondonJoin Amanda for German + Czech Christmas Markets______________________________New episodes every Wednesday and Friday! Listen early & ad-free on Patreon, where you’ll also find exclusive bonus content and more: https://www.patreon.com/OffWithTheirHeadlines Watch video episodes for free (a few days later) on YouTube.Feedback or questions? Send us a message at @offwiththeirheadlines on IG, or email us at offwiththeirheadlines@gmail.com______________________________Find us on socials:Meredith: Substack | YouTube | TikTok | Instagram Amanda: TikTok | Instagram | Substack | YouTube 

It's days like today that the Friday News Dump was created. We cover King Charles III's pre-taped video announcement that aired Friday night on Channel 4 during a "Stand Up to Cancer" fundraiser and give our first impressions.Other topics discussed:-Princess Sophie's Epstein Link (and why she shouldn't be put in the same category as Andrew Mountbatten Windsor Fergie)-Did Caroline Graham move in with Thomas Markle?-Samantha Markle's X account makes an excellent case for banning AI.One year of OWTH? Time for a GIVEAWAY! One winner will receive a bundle of our royal favorites. To enter: submit a 5 star written review for the podcast on Apple Podcasts, screenshot it, and send it to us at offwiththeirheadlines@gmail.com. Enter by 9:00 am EST on Monday, 12/15/2025. The winner will be chosen and notified via email. Open to US and Canada residents!______________________________Join Amanda in LondonJoin Amanda for German + Czech Christmas Markets______________________________New episodes every Wednesday and Friday! Listen early & ad-free on Patreon, where you’ll also find exclusive bonus content and more: https://www.patreon.com/OffWithTheirHeadlines Watch video episodes for free (a few days later) on YouTube.Feedback or questions? Send us a message at @offwiththeirheadlines on IG, or email us at offwiththeirheadlines@gmail.com______________________________Find us on socials:Meredith: Substack | YouTube | TikTok | Instagram Amanda: TikTok | Instagram | Substack | YouTube x, Meredith and Amanda

We’re digging into a packed set of royal stories this week, including several bananas articles that give a masterclass in the royal reframe.Plus: Prince Harry gets a security appeal after all, Thomas Markle’s bizarre public plea to reconnect with Meghan, and a surprising story about the Duchy of Cornwall stepping into a trademark conflict over cultural ownership of...a term for vegetables?______________________________One year of OWTH? Time for a GIVEAWAY! One winner will receive a bundle of our royal favorites. To enter: submit a 5 star written review for the podcast on Apple Podcasts, screenshot it, and send it to us at offwiththeirheadlines@gmail.com. Enter by 9:00 am EST on Monday, 12/15/2025. The winner will be chosen and notified via email. Open to US and Canada residents!______________________________Join Amanda in LondonJoin Amanda for German + Czech Christmas Markets______________________________New episodes every Wednesday and Friday! Listen early & ad-free on Patreon, where you’ll also find exclusive bonus content and more: https://www.patreon.com/OffWithTheirHeadlines Watch video episodes for free (a few days later) on YouTube.Feedback or questions? Send us a message at @offwiththeirheadlines on IG, or email us at offwiththeirheadlines@gmail.com______________________________Find us on socials:Meredith: Substack | YouTube | TikTok | Instagram Amanda: TikTok | Instagram | Substack | YouTube