Off With Their Headlines

(Note: This Friday News Dump was recorded mid-week.)Happy Friday! In this episode we discuss the upcoming wedding of the century, some bunny(ies) that are NOT invited to Easter Services with the Royal Family, cringy Facebook messages (remember FB flirting?), Prince Harry's trial, and finally we take it back to 2007 and a tabloid piece about Prince William and Kate's breakup at the time. Astrologer Debbie was on the case! You go Debbie!Timestamps:00:00 - 4:38 Housekeeping/Peter & Harriet Announce Their Wedding Date4:39 – 11:37 Easter Services, Beatrice + Eugenie 11:38 - 21:54 Prince Harry Trial and them text messages21:55 - end  Older Kate Articles 2007New episodes every Wednesday and Friday! Listen early & ad-free on Patreon, where you’ll also find exclusive bonus content: https://www.patreon.com/OffWithTheirHeadlines Watch video episodes for free (a few days later) on YouTube.Feedback or questions? Send us a message at @offwiththeirheadlines on IG, or email us at offwiththeirheadlines@gmail.com______________________________Join Amanda in London - Oct. 2026Join Amanda for German + Czech Christmas Markets - Dec. 2026______________________________Find us on socials:Meredith: Substack | YouTube | TikTok | Instagram Amanda: TikTok | Instagram | Substack | YouTube 

We have a doozy for you this week: embarrassing state visits, embarrassing articles from the UK domestic royal rota captain, and just...everything about Thomas Markle, Sr. (but ESPECIALLY the latest "exclusive" from Caroline Graham about his new relationship with a Filipina nurse 35 years his junior).______________________________New episodes every Wednesday and Friday! Listen early & ad-free on Patreon, where you’ll also find exclusive bonus content: https://www.patreon.com/OffWithTheirHeadlines Watch video episodes for free (a few days later) on YouTube.Feedback or questions? Send us a message at @offwiththeirheadlines on IG, or email us at offwiththeirheadlines@gmail.com______________________________Join Amanda in London - Oct. 2026Join Amanda for German + Czech Christmas Markets - Dec. 2026______________________________Find us on socials:Meredith: Substack | YouTube | TikTok | Instagram Amanda: TikTok | Instagram | Substack | YouTube

Prince William has long been considered the least devout of the senior royals, but this week we get to discuss the convenient timing of a new profile spotlighting his "quiet faith." Also this week: Sky News' Rhiannon Mills is heading to Buckingham Palace as media secretary, signaling how the institution wants to manage its press relationships going forward.Plus, a 2023 scheme involving Fergie, the late Queen's corgis, and a reality TV production company has surfaced (it is exactly what it sounds like) and reports that that Princess Beatrice is "privately navigating" distance from her husband Edoardo Mapelli Mozzi. We read the sourcing so you don't have to.Analysis of Crown Princess Mette-Marit’s recent interview will be out on Patreon later this week!______________________________New episodes every Wednesday and Friday! Listen early & ad-free on Patreon, where you’ll also find exclusive bonus content: https://www.patreon.com/OffWithTheirHeadlines Watch video episodes for free (a few days later) on YouTube.Feedback or questions? Send us a message at @offwiththeirheadlines on IG, or email us at offwiththeirheadlines@gmail.com______________________________Join Amanda in London - Oct. 2026Join Amanda for German + Czech Christmas Markets - Dec. 2026______________________________Find us on socials:Meredith: Substack | YouTube | TikTok | Instagram Amanda: TikTok | Instagram | Substack | YouTube 

Can we call it a Friday News Dump if we recorded on Wednesday?Either way, this is a jam-packed (not a pun) episode full of giggles, dedicated Burn Book pages to Tom Bower, fashion hits and misses from Kate's 3 engagements, and bloopers because Meredith is a balloon man and cannot control her extremities. Timestamps:00:00-1:47 Housekeeping1:48-9:24 Variety piece on Prince Harry and Meghan9:25-20:34 Tom Bower's New Harry & Meghan Book20:40 -end Kate's Engagements, Royal Fashion, Nigerian State VisitStick around till the end for bloopersNew episodes every Wednesday and Friday! Listen early & ad-free on Patreon, where you’ll also find exclusive bonus content: https://www.patreon.com/OffWithTheirHeadlines Watch video episodes for free (a few days later) on YouTube.Feedback or questions? Send us a message at @offwiththeirheadlines on IG, or email us at offwiththeirheadlines@gmail.com______________________________Join Amanda in London - Oct. 2026Join Amanda for German + Czech Christmas Markets - Dec. 2026______________________________Find us on socials:Meredith: Substack | YouTube | TikTok | Instagram Amanda: TikTok | Instagram | Substack | YouTube 

Amid Spring Break, book deadlines, and the Persistent Horrors(tm) of 2026, we needed a week off from royal news updates. And so we're presenting you with free access to a Patreon BONUS EPISODE: flipping through an issue of Royalty Magazine from 1999!Who were the monarchy's problem children this year? Who was getting the brunt of public and media displeasure? Who had the best haircut? Follow along - you can access PDF versions of the articles we reference HERE.(Also, we're evidently not the only ones suffering from a slow royal news week).______________________________New episodes every Wednesday and Friday! Listen early & ad-free on Patreon, where you’ll also find exclusive bonus content: https://www.patreon.com/OffWithTheirHeadlines Watch video episodes for free (a few days later) on YouTube.Feedback or questions? Send us a message at @offwiththeirheadlines on IG, or email us at offwiththeirheadlines@gmail.com______________________________Join Amanda in London - Oct. 2026Join Amanda for German + Czech Christmas Markets - Dec. 2026______________________________Find us on socials:Meredith: Substack | YouTube | TikTok | Instagram Amanda: TikTok | Instagram | Substack | YouTube 

Hold on to your powdered wigs, the hereditary Lords are LEAVING Parliament. We discuss that breaking development plus: Royal Editors say the quiet part out loud, a new Fab 4, Carole's at the races, Jan Moir is back, and Prince Harry & Meghan are going Down Under for a philanthropic/business tour.Time Stamps:00:00 - 2:19 Housekeeping, Laguna Beach side-bangs2:20 - 6:35 Discussion on Royal Editors' Video6:36 - 14:18 Hereditary LORDS A LEAVING // House of Lords14: 25 - 8:19 London Review of Books Article on Sarah & Andrew18:20 - 23:10 Cheltenham Festival, the B Royal players & Carole Middleton23:11 - 25:34 A brief Jan Interlude25:35 - end H&M to AU(we had some tech issues so please enjoy the outtakes of Amanda vamping with Whimsy at the end)As we mentioned at the end of the episode, our very own Crown Jewel, Christopher, is running for office! Here is a link to his campaign page.______________________________New episodes every Wednesday and Friday! Listen early & ad-free on Patreon, where you’ll also find exclusive bonus content: https://www.patreon.com/OffWithTheirHeadlines Watch video episodes for free (a few days later) on YouTube.Feedback or questions? Send us a message at @offwiththeirheadlines on IG, or email us at offwiththeirheadlines@gmail.com______________________________Join Amanda in London - Oct. 2026Join Amanda for German + Czech Christmas Markets - Dec. 2026______________________________Find us on socials:Meredith: Substack | YouTube | TikTok | Instagram Amanda: TikTok | Instagram | Substack | YouTube

The British press may have found its next royal scapegoats, and this week we're asking why. Royal biographer Andrew Lownie joins us to discuss the futures of Princesses Beatrice and Eugenie…and what scrutiny of “minor royals” reveals about the institution. He’s the author of ENTITLED: The Rise and Fall of the House of York, with the paperback forthcoming this May.Plus, our take on coverage from Commonwealth Day 2026: who wore what, who showed up, and who was outside making sure the ceremony didn't go uncontested.______________________________New episodes every Wednesday and Friday! Listen early & ad-free on Patreon, where you’ll also find exclusive bonus content: https://www.patreon.com/OffWithTheirHeadlines Watch video episodes for free (a few days later) on YouTube.Feedback or questions? Send us a message at @offwiththeirheadlines on IG, or email us at offwiththeirheadlines@gmail.com______________________________Join Amanda in London - Oct. 2026Join Amanda for German + Czech Christmas Markets - Dec. 2026______________________________Find us on socials:Meredith: Substack | YouTube | TikTok | Instagram Amanda: TikTok | Instagram | Substack | YouTube

(Note: Because of scheduling issues we recorded the Friday News Dump on Thursday)Welcome to our Friday News Dump where hopefully nothing crazy happened before we dropped this episode. Topics Covered: Follow-up on the Mike Tindall story, the time for British Royals "soft power" with Trump, The Wales's royal engagements, an incredible VF piece on the Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor police car photo and more.Thank you Patreon Press Secretaries: Molly, Nikki, Jessica, and Dorothy! ! And to our Crown Jewel, Sir Christopher!Join our book club at https://www.patreon.com/OffWithTheirHeadlines New episodes every Wednesday and Friday! Watch video episodes for free (a few days later) on YouTube.Feedback or questions? Send us a message at @offwiththeirheadlines on IG, or email us at offwiththeirheadlines@gmail.com______________________________Join Amanda in London - Oct. 2026Join Amanda for German + Czech Christmas Markets - Dec. 2026______________________________Find us on socials:Meredith: Substack | YouTube | TikTok | Instagram Amanda: TikTok | Instagram | Substack | YouTube