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Episode 57: Attention Seekers, Shmegma Fetish, and The Blackberry Era
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We taking a trip to the flea market today, aka we still in the bargaining stage of a breakup…smfh but it’s alright we rideeee it out! Speaking of riding, how does one ride a captain hook? Specifically one where the hook is facing jitt… you feel it less right? Speaking of feelings, scorpio men… We’ll leave that there for you to dissect. Just like how we dissected uncut papis, shmegma, the blackberry era, jealousy from an attention seeker, mercury going into retrograde, and more! Besides that, Lex has a confrontation while Mike is on an apology tour. Enjoy!!
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