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Episode 56: Beefin At The Wedding, 7/11 Feet, and How To Get Over A Breakup
Ep. 56
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Theme of this weeks episode: Let them (go.) And let GOD. That’s right, we’ve decided we’re preachers daughter(s) so our proper christian girls — rise up!! You know it’s our nuclear habit to hold on to men that we shouldn’t… But the previous full moon in Virgo got us feeling very purge like so we been saging, cleansing and **accepting**. The Proper Topic of the week includes how to get over a break up (aka the 5 stages of grief), and this is for all breakups, big or small!! We accept it all… Including now accepting calls and texts from YOU. That’s right, the highly requested Proper Hotline is now open and ready for you to use! Leave us a voicemail or text us at +1 813-444-8023 for some proper advise! Besides that, Lex pulls the plug again, while Mike is faced with his twin flame (a crackhead a 2am). Anyways, Enjoy!!
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