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Tyler's other show! NOODLES AL DANTE!
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Noodles Al Dante is an irreverent examination of Dante's Inferno. It's explicit. It's kinda gross. It's pretty political. If that's not your thing, don't bother with it... If it IS your thing, go ahead and find the rest of the episodes in whatever podcast app you're listening in right now.
If it's not there, you can go to www.NoodlesAlDante.com and grab the RSS Feed (it's right there on the front page), copy and paste it into your podcast app's search bar and it should show up.
For a more PG-13 version of this check out The Tortured Poets Department (Tyler's Version) A Noodles Al Dante Book!
E-Book at Amazon: https://a.co/d/0aQRMQw3
Paperback at Lulu: Tortured Poets Department (Tyler's Version): A Noodles Al Dante Book
OR download it for FREE at www.NoodlesAlDante.com!
If you'd like a comprehensive list of sources that contributed to the research of this project you can find them at www.NoodlesAlDante.com
Noodles Al Dante was written and produced by Tyler Martinez.
The intro and outro music is from the wonderful world of the public domain - Silly Symphonies Hells Bells (1929)
The record scratch in the intro is "record scratch.wav" by luffy -- https://freesound.org/s/3536/ -- License: Attribution 4.0
Dante and Virgil on the cover of the book version was created by Justin Hansen.
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