Objective 1225

No, YOU’RE falling asleep while recording a Dark Shadows podcast! Episode zero zero zero three of Objective 1225 is brought to you by Oboes™. Phil continues to swallow his “L’s” like a wet frog in a glottal stop & shop and Janice performs geographic misattribution on beloved screen-throb Carey Grant (SPOILER: He’s no Roger.)Show notes, including sources and more information about sound bites, as well as apologies for thinking Cary Grant was Scottish and explanations for the late post and all of the noises we accidentally make, etc: https://objective1225.wordpress.com/2026/09/27/0003-this-icky-sticky-town/

Welcome to episode 0002, the episode with all the clanks and clonks! Phil does an accidental impression of Hans Gruber, and Janice questions the veracity of Ice-T. Oh, yeah, and they also talk about season one, episode two of Dark Shadows.Show notes, including sources and more information about sound bites, as well as explanations for the late post and all of the noises we accidentally make, etc: https://objective1225.wordpress.com/2026/08/12/0002-this-beautiful-nuthouse/

Season 1, Episode 1 In episode 0001, Janice confuses a general store clerk, and Phil learns about bladder control in Lovelock, Nevada. Oh, and they also talk about season one, episode one of Dark Shadows.Show Notes, including sources and more information about sound bites:https://objective1225.wordpress.com/2026/07/05/0001-broomsticks-and-unicorns/

In episode 0.5 Janice and Phil dissect the weird crap that distorted their concept of humanity and ultimately led them to the gates of Collinwood Mansion. Enjoy?

In this promotional preview trailer we find our heroes harvesting the hellscape of basic introductions.