Not the Bloody Good Life!!

Lewis and David watch ‘Bambi’, in which Vyvian employs a very special blend of psychology and extreme violence, Rick gets the full form of ASLEF wrong, Mike won’t joke about feeling himself, Neil has to wee on Lord Snot’s head, and Motorhead get the boys to the station.

Lewis and David watch ‘Flood’, in which Vyvian declines some Turkish Delight, Mike packs and unpacks a sex doll, Neil forgets to put out a burning sociology assignment, and Rick wishes for a world in which a man can love his bwother.

Lewis and David watch ‘Interesting’, in which Vyvyan needs an aspirin, Mike carves a pumpkin, Neil investigates life on Mars, Rick performs hippy cryonics, and Rip, Rig + Panic drink all the booze at the party.

Lewis and David watch ‘Bomb’, in which Vyvian eats a television, Mike trades in a nuclear bomb for a used car, Neil paints himself white to deflect the blast, and Rick demands that Thatcher mandate daily free performances by Dexy’s Midnight Runners in the student union.

Lewis and David watch Boring, where Neil digs a grave, Vyvian sets his sights on winning a car, Rick insists drinking isn’t particularly smart or clever, a possibly cloned Mike is pursued by an older woman, and Madness headline the Kebab & Calculator until the lights go out.

Lewis and David watch ‘Oil’, in which Vyvian throws a toilet out the window, Rick has a runny bottom, Neil paints an astrological star chart, Mike becomes the head of a fascist junta, and Radical Posture play a massive rock’n’roll benefit concert in the drawing room.

Lewis and David watch ‘Demolition’, the pilot episode in which Rick performs much poetry, Mike wears a golfing outfit, Vyvian smashes through a wall, and Neil spills some lentils on the floor and then gets hassled by a chick in the street, and Nine Below Zero play an earworm.