Not Another Review Show

New Year, same us.We're back rolling in the new year and remembering all the events of 2021 and how tragic it was.We discuss our sexual highlights and lowlights of the year and finish off with a story of a woman who put her life in her hands trying to clean her damn cats.Enjoy!

It's time to yule the logs, egg the nogs and kris the krindle, Merry Christmas everyone!We start with a view for the news, the goings on of our weeks and the worlds events.The quickly delve into the nasty characters that give Christmas it's heart.In Cala after dark we ditch the ugly sweaters and slip into something a little more embarrassing, whether its a snowman suit or jingle bell bra.And to finish our silent night, we discuss the mean one, thats right, Mr Grinch, he's got garlic in his sole and juice on your kid!Enjoy the show, have a safe and happy Christmas from us and we hope you like it.

GUESS WHO'S BACK?We are! it's us!We are returned from our brief (okay not that brief) hiatus to bring you our most filth filled episode yet.We catch you up on our lives and the lives of Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson.Then as a little treat, the listener can have a Cala After Dark where we debunk sex myths and if you're not too full yet theres a Cian After Dark where we discuss the worst names to scream during sex.To cap off this feast for the ears we have reviews for a cook book where you use only the freshest ingredients man has to offer. Yep. Cum.Oh its good to be back.Don't forget to rate and review us on your podcast platform and follow us on instagram @notanotherreviewshow

Time to rock out and tune into your favourite podcast of nonsense because we're back baby.This weeks news is all the M's; Montero the Album, Mario the Movie, MmmmmmSquid Game (ignore that last one).The topic is the best and worst of live concerts and gigs and Cian relives his past in a story about a girl not called Niamh.Cala poses the question, How do you know you're in a dry spell? How long is too long between rolls in the hay?And finally, in the only part of the show where we actually do any reviewing, LUBE, what is it good for and why would one man need 4000ml of it? Well because he is a pervert and boasts about it on Amazon of course!Please enjoy our silliness and don't forget to rate and review!

Better late than never!The stars are out this week with some of the best and worst outfits that have ever graced the red carpet of the MetWe also discuss our love hate relationships with nightclubs and some of our worst experiences in them.Cala after dark poses the question, "How much porn is too much porn?"and to round it off we found the worst best reviews for penile extension vacuums, pure yuck and I hate it.Enjoy, and rate and review

Did someone say special guest? We did! We’ve got friend and sex worker Mel on to discuss everything that’s going on with Only Fans and some cool insights into how she makes her $.Additionally, Kanye streams his bizarre album launch party, we discuss the importance of sex in relationships and have a little look at some wild DMs…

Grab your aprons because we're cooking up a storm this episode!Cian and Cala don their chef hats and remote controls and chat about their cooking prowess and their favourite cooking shows!On top of that Cian reveals his new love in life, a wonderful chaotic Walrus, running rampage in cork, much like a mammalian Godzilla.It's sexy tea time in Cala after dark as the pair discuss does a hot beverage heat up things in the bedroom.And finally, are your prescription ADHD meds not working? Have you tried coke?! It's not the same but Cian thinks it is.Don't forget to rate and review.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it’s Cala and Cian pretending they could possibly be trusted with superpowers!Another snatched ep jam packed full of NARS fun.The space race is full of small penis losers, it’s not coming home and the weather is HOT.We realise it’s a fine line between being a superhero and supervillain (as well as most powers being dumb.)It’s that season where it’s too hot to have sex again and we discuss the yuck factors on CAD.And to round off, a very special review that is close to one of the hosts hearts…Did we mention it’s HOT?!