You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept.

Maura Quint joins us again for a classic movie that we've all seen a thousand times, partly to celebrate Valentine's Day, partly to honor Rob Reiner, but mostly because we just love The Princess Bride. And for this episode's Sonic Death Monkey, we list our top 5 movies we'd like Peter Faulk to read to us when we were sick in bed. And remember: Andre the Giant says that people in masks cannot be trusted! This Movie's Cocktail: Imbibe the InconceivableOptional 2oz Tapatio Blanco tequila0.75 oz Grapefruit Juice0.5 oz Lime Juice1oz Strawberry Syrup Shake all of the ingredients with frozen water, and strain into a goblet of your choice. But before we drink you must know that one of these glasses contains an addition of habanero peppers. Choose wisely, the battle of wits is afoot! Subscribe to us on Patreon FREE! Plus additional paid tiers with get you access to the Post Show, and more! 7-day FREE trials available :)Free - Get notification of new content$3/mo - Get access to the Epilogues where we talk about current film, plus the outtakes$5/mo - Early access to episodes$5/mo Set Rounder (Limited) - Receive a deck of Nostalgia Killers Season One poker cards$15/mo Executive Producer - Have your name shouted out for each episode Featuring:Maura QuintBryan Sausage KingChuck StarzenskiLuc Londe

The Princess Bride #092

Don't misbehave!

Rounding out our 3rd season with what we thought of as an old favorite, we lean back and take pride in what we managed to accomplish by rewatching a frantic personification of stress in 1995's Four Rooms. The Epilogue for this episode is FREE and we use it to wrap up our top 5 movies we watched this year and many more drunken rantings. Available on our Patreon and YouTube channel. <a href="http://nostalgiakillers.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">NostalgiaKillers.com</a> This Movie's Cocktail: Ted's Tibble.25oz PernodSugar cubeDash Peychaud'sChampagneDissolve a sugar cube in the Pernod and Peychaud's, top with champagne and sip as you give a drunk Quentin Tarantino a minute of your time Subscribe to us on Patreon FREE! Plus additional paid tiers with get you access to the Post Show, and more! 7-day FREE trials available :)Free - Get notification of new content$3/mo - Get access to the Epilogues where we talk about current film, plus the outtakes$5/mo - Early access to episodes$5/mo Set Rounder (Limited) - Receive a deck of Nostalgia Killers Season One poker cards$15/mo Executive Producer - Have your name shouted out for each episode <a href="http://nostalgiakillers.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">NostalgiaKillers.com</a> Featuring:Javier MartinezChuck StarzenskiLuc Londe

Four Rooms #091

This is me breathing.

Welcome back, Pointers! We're joined by comedy writer Maura Quint for a kind of hat-on-a-hat stacking of nostalgia to talk about 1997's Grosse Pointe Blank. Already moderately successful during its time, it has become an even stronger cult classic, and for good reason: it seems to be a nearly perfect movie. It's truly difficult to find any faults, so we simply just enjoyed watching this movie again. This Movie's Cocktail: Drawing a BlankCollins glass 1.5 oz EverClear0.5 oz Lime Juice10 oz Lime GatoradeIn a shaker with ice, mix ingredients gently, pour into a Collins glass. With any luck, the mixer makes the Everclear passable as you wipe away your fond memories of your childhood. Subscribe to us on Patreon FREE! Plus additional paid tiers with get you access to the Post Show, and more! 7-day FREE trials available :)Free - Get notification of new content$3/mo - Get access to the Epilogues where we talk about current film, plus the outtakes$5/mo - Early access to episodes$5/mo Set Rounder (Limited) - Receive a deck of Nostalgia Killers Season One poker cards$15/mo Executive Producer - Have your name shouted out for each episode Featuring:Maura Quint @mauraquintBryan @antifascistsocialclubLuc Londe @luclonde

Grosse Pointe Blank #088

Ouch! My childhood!

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays everyone! It's not too late... to finally edit and publish the Christmas podcast. Unavoidable during the holiday season, 1988's Scrooged is a TV staple to this day, rivaled in air time only by A Christmas Story. With a wonderfully talented cast and amazing practical effects, we mull over why this just doesn't put us in the Christmas spirit any more. Be sure to check out the Epilogue on our Patreon where we discuss newer movies and films we've recently watched. NostalgiaKillers.com takes you there! This Movie's Cocktail: Lumpy’s Libation1 oz Chai SyrupDash of vanilla extract0.5 oz Lemon JuiceSoda1.5 oz Charbay Meyer Lemon Vodka Combine the ingredients in a glass of frozen water (fuck ice) and top with soda water. Throw a few back as do everything in your power to not learn the meaning of Christmas Subscribe to us on Patreon FREE! Plus additional paid tiers with get you access to the Post Show, and more! 7-day FREE trials available :)Free - Get notification of new content$3/mo - Get access to the Epilogues where we talk about current film, plus the outtakes$5/mo - Early access to episodes$5/mo Set Rounder (Limited) - Receive a deck of Nostalgia Killers Season One poker cards$15/mo Executive Producer - Have your name shouted out for each episode<a href="http://NostalgiaKillers.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">NostalgiaKillers.com</a> Featuring:Javier MartinezChuck StarzenskiLuc Londe

Scrooged #090

Larry Bird doesn't do as much ball handling...

Just in time for seasonal relevance we embark on the journey of probably the most Thanksgiving movie ever made, 1987's Planes, Trains, and Automobiles. This beloved classic is so entwined in our memories that they kinda blur into each other at times, and upon closer watching there are several plot points that seem to crop up out of nowhere... as if there were large swaths of this film that we've never seen and will never see... Whelp, that's my ellipses quota for this year. Enjoy, and happy holidays from the NK crew! Check out the Epilogue on Patreon where I subject Bryan to our kids show we made years ago, which you can also see here:https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLSk1MrenTTjS5tO10cO6tqSPskVEB07km&amp;si=6YFy9dg7zRqqX7jz Subscribe to us on Patreon FREE! Plus additional paid tiers with get you access to the Post Show, and more! 7-day FREE trials available :)<ul><li>Free - Get notification of new content</li><li>$3/mo - Get access to the Epilogues where we talk about current film, plus the outtakes</li><li>$5/mo - Early access to episodes</li><li>$5/mo Set Rounder (Limited) - Receive a deck of Nostalgia Killers Season One poker cards</li><li>$15/mo Executive Producer - Have your name shouted out for each episode</li></ul> Featuring:Bryan Sausage KingLuc Londe

Planes, Trains, and Automobiles #089

Be bored forgery odd rot

We send off one of the greats in this episode, and despite his rather extensive movie catalog, we chose a film perhaps not well known by most: 1992's Sneakers. Using the backdrop of San Francisco and the Bay Area, Robert Redford's high-rent A-Team trapses through ducts and bypasses security systems to retrieve a serious piece of hardware. Full of action and comedy and bad running, Sneakers delivers the goods that would go on to inspire Mission Impossible and Ocean's movies. Goodbye, Robert Redford. (be bored forgery odd rot) This movie's cocktail: Cosmo’s Cosmo (aka Pizza-tini) 2oz Parmesan and pepperoni infused vodka4oz Tomato juiceA pinch of Basil, oregano and garlic powderMix the tomato juice with the herbs and spices and separately combine the vodka with a slice of pepperoni and an once of Parmesan cheese. Let both mixtures infuse overnight; be sure to filter out any particles.Once both mixtures are ready; combine them in a shaker tin with ice; remembering that Cosmo likes his pepperoni pizza shaken not stirred. Subscribe to us on Patreon FREE! Plus additional paid tiers with get you access to the Post Show, and more! 7-day FREE trials available :)Free - Get notification of new content$3/mo - Get access to the Epilogues where we talk about current film, plus the outtakes$5/mo - Early access to episodes$5/mo Set Rounder (Limited) - Receive a deck of Nostalgia Killers Season One poker cards$15/mo Executive Producer - Have your name shouted out for each episode <a href="http://nostalgiakillers.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">NostalgiaKillers.com</a> Featuring:Chuck StarzenskiBryan Sausage King of ChicagoLuc Londe

Sneakers #086

I liked the Austrian way better.

Arguably the pinnacle of the Indiana Jones series of films, in this episode we revisit The Last Crusade (and one of us for the first time) as Indy tracks down his kidnapped Sean Connery and is forced to join him on his quest of the holy grail. From the golden era of film making, paying homage to the previous golden era of film making, Spielberg keeps the magic and mysticism flowing even after all these years. This Movie's Cocktail: Cup of Kings 2oz Nectarine infused Charbay Vodka.5oz Lemon Juice.5oz Simple SyrupTonicHandful of fresh fruitCombine everything in a pint glass and top with tonic water. Sip as you ruminate over the fact that you’ve slept with the same nazi as your father. Subscribe to us on Patreon FREE! Plus additional paid tiers with get you access to the Post Show, and more! 7-day FREE trials available :) Free - Get notification of new content$3/mo - Get access to the Epilogues where we talk about current film, plus the outtakes$5/mo - Early access to episodes$5/mo Set Rounder (Limited) - Receive a deck of Nostalgia Killers Season One poker cards$15/mo Executive Producer - Have your name shouted out for each episode<a href="http://NostalgiaKillers.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">NostalgiaKillers.com</a> Featuring:Javier MartinezChuck StarzenskiLuc Londe

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade #085

Nobody even has a VCR any more.

Can a movie have eyes bigger than its stomach? This episode we tackle The Ring, and our haunting memories that have grown long shadows with age. Once placed on a horror pedestal and marketed to within an inch of its life, this film might not see all of us through. I don't know, though: if I handed you a VHS tape and told you it was cursed, what would race through your mind, other than where the hell am I going to find a working VCR in 2025? Would you watch it? This movie's cocktail: She Never Sleeps 1.5oz Charbay Espresso Martini Liqueur0.5oz AmaroAngostura Bitters1 whole egg Shake all ingredients together with ice. Once chilled strain and re-shake without ice. Serve in a chilled glass and sip as you savor your final 7 days Featuring:Taylor DiffenderferJavier MartinezChuck Starzenski

The Ring #087

Getting through the franchise a quarter mile at a time...

Grab yet gear shifters and refill yer NOS tanks with someone else's Corona and say grace and join us for a blast from the past, the movie that started it all, The Fast and The Furious. Javier Martinez joins us via text and telepathy and has some wild takes. Buckle up for a bumpy ride to angry eat some shrimp with us! Join us on Patreon by visiting our website now instead of that old confusing URL... go to NostalgiaKilelrs.com! This Movie's Cocktail: Quarter Mile at a Time1.5oz Mezcal1oz Racing themed Energy Drink0.75oz Lime juice2oz The Crown of Mexican BeersPour each of your deconstructed cocktail into shot glasses and race to your beer finish line. Remember that winning is winning piece Featuring:Lauren HeneyChuck StarzenskiLuc LondeJavier Martinez (in spirit)

The Fast and The Furious #084

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