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This week your ladies are Nude as the News just in a time for a buckwild episode all about naked perfumes! That means the ladies are disinfecting with a Fabuloso frag, scrubbing down with a St. Ives scent, and embracing the malodorous with Un Musc. All that plus a list of potential perfumer pod guests, Chloe's choreography playbook, and Maddie's brand new perfume collection setup.Want to see these two bare it all ON VIDEO? Subscribe at patreon.com/nosecandy for Patreon-exclusive Nose Candy video episodes. You know you wanna see the gals live and in color!Fragrances Discussed:Molecule 01 by Escentric MoleculesPink Sugar by AquolinaBaccarat Rouge 540Andrea Maack PavilionComme Des Garcons MarseilleDelina by Parfums de MarlyEssential Faith PerfumeUn Musc by Obvious ParfumsUne Vanille by Obvious ParfumsUne Figue by Obvious Parfums Debaser by DS and DurgaFighissimo by Hilde SolianiPhilosykos by DiptyqueAlluring Fig by Theodoros Kalotinis

What do Anne Hathaway, Padma Lakshmi, and Tom Cruise all have in common? They’re all card carrying members of the brunette union. For this tall dark and handsome ep Maddie and Chloe met up to discuss their favorite scents for brunettes, which meant architecture accords, benzoin bouquets, and a very special Passover perfume. Whether your hair is chestnut, chocolate, carmel or mahogany, this is a warm, rich, and tawny episode you won’t want to miss!Fragrances Discussed:Olene by DiptyqueChild by Susan D. Owens Green Spell by Eris Coven by Andrea MaackLiis Rose StruckRien by Etat Libre D’OrangeAmbre Sultan by Serge LutensAqua de Parma ColoniaFleur d’Oranger by Serge Lutens Encense Suave by Matiere PremiereMa Nishtana by Prissana

This week your resident aesthetes met up to talk about perfumes that just smell... pretty. That means everything from French candy frags, to pound cake perfumes to a lobster bisque bouquet-- but this episode is more than just a pretty face! The search for the ultimate pretty girl perfume means tackling tough questions, such as: where can a girl get a pair of McQueen Armadillo boots? is Chloe's dream of quivering oysters a subconscious lesbian awakening? Why is Letterboxd called that? Whether you're a Pretty Mess, too pretty to work, or pretty much over reading this, pretty pretty please will you listen to this ep?Fragrances Discussed:Tihota by IndultCasamorati LiraDelta of Venus by ErisSweet Parmesan Violet by Hilde Soliani

This week the ladies met up for a very timely episode in honor of the reason all student films look like that: the late great David Lynch. Inspired by their favorite artist's unique brand of terrifying cheeriness, the gals are talking about the surreal perfumes in their collections that are a bit.. askew. That means glass-scented sunshine, wood mill musk, tour bus toilet, and tampax top notes. From the scent of a Hollywood bungalow to meditation musk to a Laura Palmer perfume, these are the frags your gals are huffing like Dennis Hopper in memoriam of the best to ever do it. RIP!Fragrances Discussed:Crystal Saffron by Matiere Premiere Uncut Gems by Frederic Malle Radical Rose by Matiere Premiere  Celine Black TieAnother 13 by Le LaboFantomas by NasomattoErba Pura by XerjoffSecretions Magnifiques By Etat Libre D'OrangeBois de Balincourt by Maison Louis MarieArsalan by PrinInexcusable Evil by ToskovatJungle Jezebel by Sarah Baker

Can you guess which perfumes made the Nose Candy ladies :) and :( in 2024? Maddie and Chloe met up to discuss the year's most fragrant foibles and most redolent rewards, which means hair gel perfume, muffled roses, and a healthy spray of wax seal. Listen in as Chloe delves into her intergalactic voyage to meet Mr Universe, while Maddie scores a life-changing DILF perfume at their annual holiday scent swap. Whether you see the glass half full or are waiting for the other shoe to drop, this is a tart, tangy, toothsome little TBT you won't want to miss!Fragrances Discussed:Davidoff Cool WaterCK beEau de Protection by Etat Libre D'OrangePortrait of a Lady by Frederic MalleRadical Rose by Matiere PremiereJo Malone Red RosesSerge Lutens La Fille De BerlinRauque by Roberto GrecoTropic of Capricorn by Olympic OrchidsTocadilly by TocadeLa Religieuse by Serge LutensAmbre Sultan by Serge LutensChergui by Serge LutensL'Eau Serge LutensL'Eau d'HermèsEstée Lauder AramisFracas by Robert PiguetAcqua di GioFille de Joie Serge Lutens Rose Highland by Jorum StudioLes Chaussons Rouges by Odette Parfum Co and Pearfat Parfum

It's that time of year again: your favorite olfactory oracles are gazing into their crystal balls to predict the biggest fragrance trends of 2025. That means everything from shower suds, to sea sprays, to cunted cantaloupe and creamy cleavage. Whether you want to smell like a seafaring melon, a sinewy starlet, or simply Slightly B!tch, do not touch that dial!Fragrances Discussed:Clue Warm Bulbd'Annam white riceDiptyque Eau PapierSantal Basmati by AffinessenceAndrea Maack CeramicChokedee by Strangers ParfumerieLiquide Imaginaire Blanche BêteBianco Latte by by Giardini Di ToscanaNaomi Goodsir Bois d'AsceseNaomi Goodsir Corpus EquusNaomi Goodsir Iris Cendrél'Attesa by Masque MilanoCalvin Klein EscapeSecretions Magnifiques by Etat Libre D'OrangeFantomas by NasomattoAdidas MovesAndrea Maack OsmoRoom 1015 WavechildSex and the Sea Francesca BianchiEau de Protection by Etat Libre D'OrangeJo Malone Red RosesZing by Andrea MaackChild by Susan D. OwensOlene by DiptyqueComme des Garcons MarseilleJ-Scent Paper SoapJ-Scent YawahadaJ'Adore DiorSerge Luttens Fleur D'OrangerAcqua Di Parma ColoniaNeroli Portofino by Tom FordBorneo by Serge LutensPoivre Noire by Serge LutensSlightly B!tch by Filippo Sorcinelli