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11. Ep 86: The Nose Candy Hotline (feat. Dan Allegretto)
01:29:08||Season 3, Ep. 11They say opinions are like A$$holes: everyone has one. Well you're in luck frag hags because this very special Nose Candy Hotline episode has THREE! That's right, this week Maddie and Chloe are joined by artist, writer, sage advisor, and host of the hilarious podcast Dial Dan, Dan Allegretto! These three armchair experts are rolling up their sleeves, spraying down their wrists, and fastening on their thinking caps to answer your burning fragrance questions. That means everything from office scents to potato perfumes and mall goth musks to discontinuation discontent. Do you want to smell like fomo? What about blind buy regret? A locker room lookie-loo? Clock in, hunker down, and listen up because this episode is peppered with opinions that you should NOT take with a grain of salt!Want even more from genius NYC bestie Dan Allegretto? RUN to patreon.com/dial_dan, follow him on insta @dan_allegretto and twitter @dan_allegretto!Fragrances Discussed:Clue With The CandlestickTauer Lonestar MemoriesBurning Barbershop by DS & DurgaDrakkar Noir by Guy LeRocheCoven by Andrea MaackAbercombie FierceComme Des Garcons Man 2Creed Silver Mountain WaterEncre Noire à L'Extreme by LaliqueEncre Noir by LaliqueKerosene Black VinesGuerlain InsolenceComme des Garcons by Comme des GarconsVan Py Rhum by Lorenzo PazzagliaNaked Dance by OddityElizabeth Arden Sunflowers
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10. Ep 85: Perfumes Past Lives?
01:32:12||Season 3, Ep. 10Join your girls as they plumb the spiritual depths for a look into past life perfumes, which means everything from an incarnated infanticide frag, to an occulty Manson Family musk. Do you want to smell like the inherent darkness of the human soul? Or better a perfume that projects Pernicious Woman? A cosmic compendium of cherry chapsticks? Whether you're a gay housewife or a dirty Dubai chocolate bar, this is one Gelted and GOAT-ed episode that is best enjoyed in this lifetime.Fragrances Discussed:Slightly-B!tch by Filippo SorcinelliEncre Noire by LaliqueAttaquer Le Soleil by Etat Libre D'OrangeEncens Suave by Matiere PremiereAge of Innocence by ToscovatInexcusable Evil by ToscovatDS & Durga PeanutDirty Chocolate, a custom Caspsule ParfumGlossier YouSantal 33 by Le LaboTailor-Made perfume sessions with @capsuleparfumerie9. Ep 84: The Real World: Nose Candy
01:06:28||Season 3, Ep. 9Curious about what happens when two frag hags stop being polite and start getting real? This is The Real World, Nose Candy edition, which means your fake ass hosts are finally cutting the crap and smelling it like it is. The gals are sharing their favorite Real perfumes which means everything from a sex work scent, a Midsommar musk, and Palm Springs potpouri. Whether you're in the pocket of big Little Gem, swinging on a shag carpet, or just sipping on olive juice, this is one fresh, frank, and fragrant ep you won't want to miss.Fragrances Discussed:Angel by MuglerDonna Sentenza by Hilde SolianiCoven by Andrea MaackBruno Acampora Young HeartsMoral Map by ClueWarm Bulb by ClueWith The Candlestick by ClueYou Or Someone Like You by Etat Libre D'OrangeAlguien II by AlguienMossy Glen by Villa Erbatium8. Ep 83: Fake A$$ B!tches
01:24:29||Season 3, Ep. 8Want to know the frags Maddie and Chloe spray when they're feeling fraudulent? This week the fakest b!ches you know met up to talk about fragrance phonies, which means a banquette bouquet, a compote cologne and honey-ed horse chestnut. Whether you enjoy pudding with fall leaves, black pepper shortbread, or simply hair in your food, this is one bull$hit, bunk, and bogus ep you won't want to miss!Fragrances Discussed:Tonka Cola by ManceraPanettone by Milano FragranzeHilde Soliani Sale e PepeHilde Soliani Hot MilkSanta Maria Novella Tabacco ToscanoMiller Harris SoufflotMiller Harris Feuilles de TabacBaruti ChaiCafe V by Olympic OrchidsSM Cafe by Strangers ParfumerieCachouli by Strangers ParfumerieWarm Bulb by Clue7. Ep 82: Fragrance Fantasy
01:13:18||Season 3, Ep. 7This week the ladies are shining their scepters and filling their chalices just in time for an enchanted, ember-cloaked episode. Follow these bards along the wandering bridge to the Empire of Perfumoria and unlock the key to their Dark Twisted Perfume Fantasy. That means everything from a Bert and Ernie scent to a public library perfume and a mythic Mad Men fragrance. Whether you're a Dragon Rider, a Fae, a Wizard, or a necromancer, this is one elven and ethereal episode you won't want to miss!Fragrances Discussed:Warm Bulb by ClueLes Cahiers Secrets by JouissanceDrakkar Noir by Guy LarocheRelique d'Amour by Oriza L. LegrandByredo BibliothèqueM/Mink by ByredoAnimalique by ByredoAromatics Elixir by CliniqueIle Mythique by ChabaudLait et Chocolat by ChabaudLait Concentre by Chabaud6. Ep 81: Get Naked (I Got a Plan)
01:12:53||Season 3, Ep. 6This week your ladies are Nude as the News just in a time for a buckwild episode all about naked perfumes! That means the ladies are disinfecting with a Fabuloso frag, scrubbing down with a St. Ives scent, and embracing the malodorous with Un Musc. All that plus a list of potential perfumer pod guests, Chloe's choreography playbook, and Maddie's brand new perfume collection setup.Want to see these two bare it all ON VIDEO? Subscribe at patreon.com/nosecandy for Patreon-exclusive Nose Candy video episodes. You know you wanna see the gals live and in color!Fragrances Discussed:Molecule 01 by Escentric MoleculesPink Sugar by AquolinaBaccarat Rouge 540Andrea Maack PavilionComme Des Garcons MarseilleDelina by Parfums de MarlyEssential Faith PerfumeUn Musc by Obvious ParfumsUne Vanille by Obvious ParfumsUne Figue by Obvious Parfums Debaser by DS and DurgaFighissimo by Hilde SolianiPhilosykos by DiptyqueAlluring Fig by Theodoros Kalotinis5. Ep 80: The Brunettepisode
01:27:39||Season 3, Ep. 5What do Anne Hathaway, Padma Lakshmi, and Tom Cruise all have in common? They’re all card carrying members of the brunette union. For this tall dark and handsome ep Maddie and Chloe met up to discuss their favorite scents for brunettes, which meant architecture accords, benzoin bouquets, and a very special Passover perfume. Whether your hair is chestnut, chocolate, carmel or mahogany, this is a warm, rich, and tawny episode you won’t want to miss!Fragrances Discussed:Olene by DiptyqueChild by Susan D. Owens Green Spell by Eris Coven by Andrea MaackLiis Rose StruckRien by Etat Libre D’OrangeAmbre Sultan by Serge LutensAqua de Parma ColoniaFleur d’Oranger by Serge Lutens Encense Suave by Matiere PremiereMa Nishtana by Prissana