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Summer Season: Edinburgh '22
40:05|NonCensored is coming to an end. Our final show is at the London Podcast Festival on the 13th September 2026 at 4.30pm. Tickets are available here: https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/podcast/noncensored/As we take a break over the summer, we're going to remind you of how fun our live shows are. This week, it's the first-ever live show, from the Edinburgh Festival Fringe in 2022.This week we bring you a very special LIVE episode of NonCensored, recorded as part of LATER at Paines Plough Roundabout. Harriet and Martin are joined by Diversity Correspondent Eshaan Akbar, who explains why Lawrence Fox is the most woke man alive, and by Culture Secretary For Culture And Digital Media Sport Nadine Dorries, who takes questions from the audience and reads an EXCLUSIVE extract from her forthcoming erotic political thriller His Front Bench Woman. There's also an extended interview with the man who brought down Theresa May, Simon Brodkin who talks pranks, arrests, and how being a character comedian means sometimes people get confused about whether you're real or not. With thanks to Rosie Holt, Brendan Murphy, Eshaan Akbar, Sooz Kempner, Simon Brodkin and Ed Morrish.Rosie's sitcom, Crossing The Floor, is available now on BBC Sounds. Her play, Churchill's Urinal, will be on at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe (tickets here), where she will also be doing a new character comedy/stand-up show, The Illegal Aliens Have Landed (tickets here).Brendan is taking a brand new show, Indy, to the Edinburgh Festival Fringe in August. It's a three-man retelling of Indiana Jones, and tickets are available here.Eshaan has started a new podcast called Adda With Eshaan which you can hear here, and contribute to here. His latest stand-up special, Fool Moon, is available on YouTube.Ed produces P.O.V., a scripted sketch show on BBC Sounds which has NonCensored regulars like Davina, Will and Sooz in it. He also produces Sound Heap With John-Luke Roberts, an award-winning improvised sketch show that features many NonCensored regulars like Rosie, Brendan, Will, Sooz and Joz.Show photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass.NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production
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Summer Season: King's Place '22
50:46|NonCensored is coming to an end. Our final show is at the London Podcast Festival on the 13th September 2026 at 4.30pm. Tickets are available here: https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/podcast/noncensored/As we take a break over the summer, we're going to remind you of how fun our live shows are, starting with this one - the London Podcast Festival in 2022, which we recorded two days after the Queen died.This week Harriet, Producer Martin and Diversity Correspondent Eshaan Akbar made an in-person appearance at the London Podcast Festival at King's Place, London, to really give the wokies in the basement of The Guardian what for. They pay their respects to the Queen and then reflect on whether paying respect is, in fact, "woke". They're also joined by Sir Edward Fry, CEO of energy company Petrocorp, and there's an extended interview with Tom Walker, the man most famous for his character "Jonathan Pie", who explains what could possibly be funny about pretending to be someone else just to get laughs.With thanks to Rosie Holt, Brendan Murphy, Eshaan Akbar, Matt Green, Tom Walker and Ed Morrish.Rosie's sitcom, Crossing The Floor, is available now on BBC Sounds. Her play, Churchill's Urinal, will be on at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe (tickets here), where she will also be doing a new character comedy/stand-up show, The Illegal Aliens Have Landed (tickets here).Brendan is taking a brand new show, Indy, to the Edinburgh Festival Fringe in August. It's a three-man retelling of Indiana Jones, and tickets are available here.Eshaan has started a new, live podcast called The Early Evening Show, every Sunday evening on YouTube, and his latest stand-up special, Fool Moon, is also available on YouTube.Ed produces P.O.V., a scripted sketch show on BBC Sounds which has NonCensored regulars like Davina, Will and Sooz in it. He also produces Sound Heap With John-Luke Roberts, an award-winning improvised sketch show that features many NonCensored regulars like Rosie, Brendan, Will, Sooz and Joz.Show photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass.NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production
183. Andy Burnham Will Make You Wet With Hope
37:06||Season 1, Ep. 183If you don't fill in this survey http://bit.ly/noncensored-survey, we will get off with your mum, AND your dad.This week Harriet Langley-Swindon is joined by Andy Burhnam, XXX; Chairman of South Central Thames Water Sir Lord Douglas Brown OBE CBE, who explains why his company going into profit is a good thing for the customers who've been charged more; and Eshaan Akbar has a White-Hot & Spicy Takeaway of the Week about Lord Of The Rings.If you're listening to the Patreon you'll also hear an interview with Jemma, a woman who's been banned from the Internet. If that sounds like something you'd like to hear or watch, then head on over to Patreon.com/NonCensored and sign up for just £4 or £8 per month; you'll also get every episode early and without adverts, exclusive bonus podcasts, and the warm fuzzy feeling you get from knowing you're supporting the people who make a thing you like.Please follow our social media accounts!Instagram: @noncensoredpodcastTikTok: @noncensoredpodWith thanks to Rosie Holt, Brendan Murphy, Eshaan Akbar, Will Sebag-Montefiore, Oliver Izod, Holly Burn and Ed Morrish.Rosie's sitcom, Crossing The Floor, is available now on BBC Sounds. Her play, Churchill's Urinal, will be on at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe (tickets here), where she will also be doing a new character comedy/stand-up show, The Illegal Aliens Have Landed (tickets here).Brendan is taking a brand new show, Indy, to the Edinburgh Festival Fringe in August. It's a three-man retelling of Indiana Jones, and tickets are available here.Eshaan has started a new, live podcast called The Early Evening Show, every Sunday evening on YouTube, and his latest stand-up special, Fool Moon, is also available on YouTube.Will will be at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe with his new show Game Of Phones. Tickets are available here.Oliver says he does't have anything to promote, so just go and follow him on Instagram.Holly also doesn't have anything to promote, so follow her Instagram account and also her podcast's Instagram account.Ed produces P.O.V., a scripted sketch show on BBC Sounds which has NonCensored regulars like Davina, Will and Sooz in it. He also produces Sound Heap With John-Luke Roberts, an award-winning improvised sketch show that features many NonCensored regulars like Rosie, Brendan, Will, Sooz and Joz.Show photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass.NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production
182. Leave Daddy Alone
37:07||Season 1, Ep. 182If you don't fill in this survey http://bit.ly/noncensored-survey, we will get off with your dad.This week Harriet Langley-Swindon is joined by Posh George, to explain why the allegations around Nigel Farage's finances are nothing but a witch-hunt; Education Secretary Bridget Phillipson explains why we don't need to fund the teaching of art; and Eshaan Akbar has a Red Hot & Spicy Takeaway of the Week about prediction markets.If you're listening to the Patreon you'll also hear an interview with Lewis Sopel, the host of the Politics Now!! podcast, who joins us during a brief break between emergency podcasts to ask: Can Angela Rayner Survive As PM? If that sounds like something you'd like to hear or watch, then head on over to Patreon.com/NonCensored and sign up for just £4 or £8 per month; you'll also get every episode early and without adverts, exclusive bonus podcasts, and the warm fuzzy feeling you get from knowing you're supporting the people who make a thing you like.Please follow our social media accounts!Instagram: @noncensoredpodcastTikTok: @noncensoredpodWith thanks to Rosie Holt, Brendan Murphy, Eshaan Akbar, Tom Houghton, Alexandra Haddow, Marcus Brigstocke and Ed Morrish.Rosie's sitcom, Crossing The Floor, is available now on BBC Sounds. Her play, Churchill's Urinal, will be on at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe (tickets here), where she will also be doing a new character comedy/stand-up show, The Illegal Aliens Have Landed (tickets here).Brendan is taking a brand new show, Indy, to the Edinburgh Festival Fringe in August. It's a three-man retelling of Indiana Jones, and tickets are available here.Eshaan has started a new, live podcast called The Early Evening Show, every Sunday evening on YouTube, and his latest stand-up special, Fool Moon, is also available on YouTube.Tom can be found on social media as HonourableTom. He's also at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe with a Work In Progress, and tickets are available here.Alexandra co-hosts the smash hit podcast Adam & Alex's Indie Supergroup. She's also going to the Edinburgh Festival Fringe with a live show of her Instagram series, The Battered Book Club. Follow her on Instagram here.Marcus has nothing to promote, but go and follow him on Instagram.Ed produces P.O.V., a scripted sketch show on BBC Sounds which has NonCensored regulars like Davina, Will and Sooz in it. He also produces Sound Heap With John-Luke Roberts, an award-winning improvised sketch show that features many NonCensored regulars like Rosie, Brendan, Will, Sooz and Joz.Show photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass.NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production
181. Close The Pubs!
37:13||Season 1, Ep. 181If you don't fill in this survey http://bit.ly/noncensored-survey, your bum will fall off.This week Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined in the studio by Chief Inspector Ian McFyte, who opposes keeping the pubs open for the Mexico-England maych on Monday morning; they are also joined live from New York by Entertainment Correspondent Kirstie Golightly who knows as much as anyone about the Taylor Swift/Travis Kelce wedding; and you'll hear a clip from our bonus monthly Time For Questions podcast, in which Harriet and Martin answer YOUR questions. If hearing that makes you think, "you know what, forty-minutes of multi-award-nominated audio is worth a quid a week", you can head over to Patreon.com/NonCensored and sign up to hear/watch the full thing.Please follow our social media accounts!Instagram: @noncensoredpodcastTikTok: @noncensoredpodWith thanks to Rosie Holt, Brendan Murphy, Eshaan Akbar, Marcus Brigstocke, Holly Burn, and Ed Morrish.Rosie's sitcom, Crossing The Floor, is available now on BBC Sounds. Her play, Churchill's Urinal, will be on at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe (tickets here), where she will also be doing a new character comedy/stand-up show, The Illegal Aliens Have Landed (tickets here).Brendan is taking a brand new show, Indy, to the Edinburgh Festival Fringe in August. It's a three-man retelling of Indiana Jones, and tickets are available here.Eshaan has started a new, live podcast called The Early Evening Show, every Sunday evening on YouTube, and his latest stand-up special, Fool Moon, is also available on YouTube.Marcus has nothing to promote, but go and follow him on Instagram.Holly also doesn't have anything to promote, so follow her Instagram account and also her podcast's Instagram account.Ed produces P.O.V., a scripted sketch show on BBC Sounds which has NonCensored regulars like Davina, Will and Sooz in it. He also produces Sound Heap With John-Luke Roberts, an award-winning improvised sketch show that features many NonCensored regulars like Rosie, Brendan, Will, Sooz and Joz.Show photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass.NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production
180. Sir Keir Starmer: King Of Pranks
39:45||Season 1, Ep. 180Only 1% of listeners are clever enough to complete this survey: http://bit.ly/noncensored-survey.This week, soon-to-be-former Prime Minister Sir Keir Starmer tells Harriet Langley-Swindon about why he's standing down, and what he's left in Number Ten for Andy Burnham to take over; we speak Al G. Algae, a spokesman for algae, to get their side of the Lincoln Reflecting Pool story; and Eshaan Akbar has a hot and spicy takeaway of the week about why Brexit, ten years on, as been a complete success.Our Patreons' bonus interview this week is with Tommy London, a musician who has maintained a successful career despite eschewing social media and, indeed, the entire internet; thanks to his PA for replying to our email and setting it up. Head over to Patreon.com/NonCensored if you want to hear or watch that, where you'll also get every episode early and without adverts, access to the full video of all our interviews, as well as the Patreon-exclusive monthly Time For Questions podcast - we're recording the next one of those next Friday, so sign up for just one or two pounds a week to ask a question, support the show, and make it possible for us to pay our guests. (If you don't want to subscribe, but do want to give us a one-off amount, all the Patreon-exclusive videos are available for individual sale.)Please follow our social media accounts!Instagram: @noncensoredpodcastTikTok: @noncensoredpodWith thanks to Rosie Holt, Brendan Murphy, Eshaan Akbar, Joz Norris, XXX, Tom Neenan, and Ed Morrish.Rosie's sitcom, Crossing The Floor, is available now on BBC Sounds. Her play, Churchill's Urinal, will be on at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe (tickets here), where she will also be doing a new character comedy/stand-up show, The Illegal Aliens Have Landed (tickets here).Brendan is taking a brand new show, Indy, to the Edinburgh Festival Fringe in August. It's a three-man retelling of Indiana Jones, and tickets are available here.Eshaan has started a new, live podcast called The Early Evening Show, every Sunday evening on YouTube, and his latest stand-up special, Fool Moon, is also available on YouTube.Joz is doing two work-in-progress shows of his new show Joz Norris Is Hugh Jackman Is The Phantom Of The Opera, in Edinburgh on the 8th and 10th August - tickets for that are available here.Chris will be at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe for the entire month with his show Rewilding, and tickets for that are available here.Tom is the co-host of the Snake Boys Show podcast, and is taking his new show, Portrait Of A Tom As A Young Neenan to the Edinburgh Festival Fringe - tickets are available here.Ed produces P.O.V., a scripted sketch show on BBC Sounds which has NonCensored regulars like Davina, Will and Sooz in it. He also produces Sound Heap With John-Luke Roberts, an award-winning improvised sketch show that features many NonCensored regulars like Rosie, Brendan, Will, Sooz and Joz.Show photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass.NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production
179. Blowing Things Up Within All Proportion
38:24||Season 1, Ep. 179Only 1% of listeners are clever enough to complete this survey: http://bit.ly/noncensored-surveyThis week, Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin talk to campaigner and old man Hugh Oldman, about why the government is right to ban under-sixteens from social media; we speak to A Suffragette From 1913 about how she feels about being compared to Palestine Action; and Eshaan Akbar walks us through a Hot & Spicy Takeaway of the Week for as long as the authorities.Thank you to Abi, who signed up to our Patreon this week. She, like all Patreons, will be getting a bonus interview with A Scammer in the middle of the show. Patreons also get every episode early and without adverts, access to the full video of all our interviews, as well as the Patreon-exclusive monthly Time For Questions podcast, where we answer your questions, so get over to Patreon.com/NonCensored and sign up for one or two pounds a week to support the show, and make it possible for us to pay our guests. (If you don't want to subscribe, but do want to give us a one-off amount, all the Patreon-exclusive videos are available for individual sale.)Please follow our social media accounts!Instagram: @noncensoredpodcastTikTok: @noncensoredpodWith thanks to Rosie Holt, Brendan Murphy, Eshaan Akbar, Justin Edwards, Sooz Kempner, John-Luke Roberts, and Ed Morrish.Rosie's sitcom, Crossing The Floor, is available now on BBC Sounds. Her play, Churchill's Urinal, will be on at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe (tickets here), where she will also be doing a new character comedy/stand-up show, The Illegal Aliens Have Landed (tickets here).Brendan is taking a brand new show, Indy, to the Edinburgh Festival Fringe in August. It's a three-man retelling of Indiana Jones, and tickets are available here.Eshaan has started a new, live podcast called The Early Evening Show, every Sunday evening on YouTube, and his latest stand-up special, Fool Moon, is also available on YouTube.Justin is returning to the Edinburgh Festival Fringe for the first time in ages, for just five dates, with his show, Jeremy Lion - My Life!, and tickets are available here.Sooz is also returning to the Edinburgh Festival Fringe, for nine dates, with her show Impostor, and tickets for that are available here.Ed produces produces P.O.V., a scripted sketch show on BBC Sounds which has NonCensored regulars like Davina, Will and Sooz in it. He also produces Sound Heap With John-Luke Roberts, an award-winning improvised sketch show that features many NonCensored regulars like Rosie, Brendan, Will, Sooz and Joz.Show photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass.NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production