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Giles Coren Has No Idea

Lasagne Al Porno

Ep. 141

** This episode was recorded just before Prime Minister Rishi Sunak called the election; please sit back and bask in an election free zone.


Has Kevin Costner got better with age? Esther thinks so. She also ranks his film ‘Robin Hood Prince of Thieves’ as the best of all time, unlike his current project – Horizon: chapter one.

In a spooky premonition Giles stars in his own vanity project; a gripping drama about a snap election, an assassination and an ageing dad being called up to save the ashes.

A new sex themed Italian restaurant has opened in Milan, Giles does not want to know what the specials are!

Despite the recent tragic events statistically air travel is still very safe…just don’t board a plane built by the NHS and run by the Post Office. Whatever the plane, the 'Campden People’s Theatre' will be flying first class, but they’d love to mix with those in the cheap seats…

Finally, it’s time to prepare! Never mind the election we’re talking pandemics, learn from lock down - more pasta and hummus, less toilet roll.


If you’re wondering what the pitter patter in the background is, that’ll be the rain.

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