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No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy

S8E14 - Start Hitting Yourself

Season 8, Ep. 14
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We get on the Invincible and head to the hopscotch maze. Then we enter the Cave of Shadows where enemies divide if you hit them with normal swords. Eventually we fight our way to the Fang of Earth.


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