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Still Panicking: How to be a Basic Autumn Bitch

Still Panicking: This spooky week we look back on the best Autumnal and Halloween How Tos.


The internet sneers at no one quite as hard as they sneer at the autumn basic bitches. BUT! After much thought, Stevie and Tessa have decided to come out to bat for them HARD. It’s decorative gourd season motherfucker, get a yourself a massive cable knit sweater and get involved! 


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