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How to Write a Greetings Card

Ep. 276

Dear Listener, crap at writing greetings cards? End up putting something really generic or banging on for ages about nothing? Panic and freeze and end up not giving it to the person because what you’ve written is borderline feral? Stevie and Tessa have some top tips to get you through the blank page fear. Big love, NP x 


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