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How to Understand What a Wall Is

Ep. 196

Not a joke. Tessa is having some renovation done, she wanted to tell Stevie about things she'd found out about walls, and upon recording this, producer Naomi said 'That was actually really good?!' so look, just sit back and let the wattle and daub facts wash over you. Treat it like ASMR, but about walls. 



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Photos by Marco Vittur, jingle by David Dobson.

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