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How to Decide What to Have for Breakfast
Ep. 295
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Morning! Bored of toast? Stuck in a cereal rut? Constantly getting overwhelmed and eating one single mini egg (this may or may not be Tessa’s experience)? Stevie introduces Tessa to the concept of an egg and to be honest it all just spirals from there.
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Recorded and edited by Naomi Parnell for Plosive.
Photos by Marco Vittur, jingle by David Dobson.
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