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No Sharp Objects

We are two mates, Matt and Guy, who will take you on a joyride through life's absurdities with "No Sharp Objects" from the comfort of our jacuzzi.Prepare for side-splitting stories, hot takes on popular culture, current

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  • 56. Isobel and Guy tell us about the path to parenthood

    37:21||Ep. 56
    Episode round-up: Small hiatus incoming because Isobel and Guy are having their baby girlGuy is very proud of his new noise cancelling headphonesGuy and Isobel chat about their journey with falling pregnant with their now, Stinky MinkyThis video is bound to come out on Stinky’s 21st birthdayAnd other absurdities

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  • 55. Water birth in our Jacuzzi

    17:33||Ep. 55
    Episode round-up:Our mates, Nico and Trish, should have taken up our offer to have their baby born in our jacuzziNewest addition to the dog house… Stinky Pinky’s room got a sleeper couchIs Guy ready to change nappies?South African cricket team are World ChampionsAnd other absurdities
  • 54. Prank 1: Wally's watershed moment

    10:36||Ep. 54
    Episode round-up:We prank called a friend in South AfricaWater is a touchy subjectAnd other absurdities
  • 53. Dad and uncle bods are ready

    22:01||Ep. 53
    Episode round-up:Matt and Guy love that Sydney has four seasons. Rather that than continuous heat and muggy airGuy has perfected his risottoGuy plans to go for a night out at Money Maxtons houseMatt is ready to be an uncleAnd other absurdities
  • 52. Never Uber your guitar to an afters

    38:41||Ep. 52
    Episode round-up:Guy and Isobel have an argument about naming the baby… againGuy recaps his birthday weekend because Isobel recorded without sound the last time he talked about itGuy and Matt talk about how a friend, J Bone, Ubered his guitar over to the nappy braai afters to play Save Tonight and Wonderwall. No one was happy about itIsobel had her baby shower which her mum surprised her for, for just the weekend!Guy and Isobel had some lovely dogs over to look after; two labradors Wilbur and Benny. Isobel cried when they leftAnd other absurdities
  • 51. Doomsday preppers

    31:26||Ep. 51
    Episode round-up:Isobel made Guy watch The Narrow Road to The Deep North, and he wasn’t happy about itIsobel and Guy have been watching The Traitors UK and highly recommendGuy has a funny article to read you about Kerry PackerGuy and Matt discuss how they will be surviving, or not surviving, a dooms day… this gets interestingAnd other absurdities
  • 50. Special Edition - Guy's birthday

    29:00||Ep. 50
    Episode round-up:It’s Guys birthday, everyone should celebrateScottish Stu’s bachelor party consisted of beer garden hoppingA friend of Matt and Guy, Monty, fell and his face on a door when he got kicked out of the last beer gardenIsobel had a baby scare and had to go to the hospital aka Stinky MilkyBut Guy cried because he was emotional about his daughter arriving, and then… Guy and Matt got lost at the hospital. Had it been an emergency, he would have missed the birth.Guys birthday weekend ahead, which includes his nappy braaiGuy is hiding dwarfs apparentlyAnd other absurdities