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No Sharp Objects

We are two mates, Matt and Guy, who will take you on a joyride through life's absurdities with "No Sharp Objects" from the comfort of our jacuzzi.Prepare for side-splitting stories, hot takes on popular culture, current

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  • 50. Special Edition - Guy's birthday

    29:00||Ep. 50
    Episode round-up:It’s Guys birthday, everyone should celebrateScottish Stu’s bachelor party consisted of beer garden hoppingA friend of Matt and Guy, Monty, fell and his face on a door when he got kicked out of the last beer gardenIsobel had a baby scare and had to go to the hospital aka Stinky MilkyBut Guy cried because he was emotional about his daughter arriving, and then… Guy and Matt got lost at the hospital. Had it been an emergency, he would have missed the birth.Guys birthday weekend ahead, which includes his nappy braaiGuy is hiding dwarfs apparentlyAnd other absurdities

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  • 49. The new world of deep fakes

    29:25||Ep. 49
    Episode round-up:Expect Paddy McMahon in the jacuzzi at some point soonWe discuss the new world of deep fakesWe haven’t been into much sport recently, but F1 takes the cakeGuy and Isobel went to an epic Titanic exhibitionAnd other absurdities
  • 48. Guy is an athlete

    26:33||Ep. 48
    Episode round-up:We talk about bunker busters and the immense of a new World WarGuy is apparently an athlete and harps on about his unwashed jerseyMatt and Rory McElroy reconcile their differencesImagine professional sportsman played with an amateur at the same time for contextHave you seen this new sport, Run It?Guy talks about how he feels about TrumpAnd other absurdities
  • 47. The topics are hot

    27:49||Ep. 47
    Episode round-up:Our merch will be going out free and to support We Are Happy DoggoTV Time has been a hot topic recentlyMAFS has been on and the best of the best, Australian SurvivorThula visits the jacuzziImagine buying into play survivorGuy talks about his productivity and focused output timesAnd other absurdities
  • 46. Pat Turner graces us in the jacuzzi

    38:13||Ep. 46
    Episode round-up:Pat Turner graces us in the jacuzziIsobel has a false start to the episodePat Turner tells everyone a bit about himselfHow Pat and Guy metThe jacuzzi gets deep on where to spend the rest of their livesPat gets the usual quick fire questionsNever nude Turner comes aliveAnd other absurdities
  • 45. Everything gets bigger in the United States

    45:57||Ep. 45
    Episode round-up:Mate Date - May 8thLove to our good mate, Forty Hour PhilThe start to Guy and Isobel’s trip was harrowing - naughty kids, no sleep, etc.United Airlines was shitty to flyAmerica always tries to squeeze something out of you… constantlyPalm Springs is an old age home for rich people who love to play golfPalm Springs surf club was a hidden treat… Ben Böhmer was stumbled uponGuy headed to Austin for the bachelors with some naughty boysGuy and Isobel went to a rodeo and a honky tonk in DallasGuy and the boys at the wedding got hit on by 65 year old ladies keen on married menGuy and Isobel headed to LA for a bit of a baby moon to wrap up the holidayAnd other absurdities
  • 44. Mini Christmas everyone

    09:40||Ep. 44
    Episode round-up:Easter time means it’s a short week and a mini Christmas breakMatt and Guy discuss their Easter traditionsThere’s always good memories surrounding Easter breakHappy Easter!And other absurdities