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No Return: The Fate of Daya

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Ep. 8

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Jorvin and Swifty investigate Alaric. The Party reunites to see Vita.


Jorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink


Salryn Ilanora: Gemma Maclean-Mair


Swifty’: Jack Duncan


GM: Dylan Smith


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    Well! Hello there! And Welcome back! I bet you were expecting to be treated to some delightfully non-traditional, scripted radio play format nonsense from the noreturniverse weren’t you? Well! We tricked ya! You’ve actually stumbled on to something a little bit different here with The Fate of Daya: Instead of a traditional radio play you’ve gone and found an Actual Play! No Return has gone back to it’s Table Top Role Playing Game Roots and Dylan, Kier and Gang and playing an improvised story game set in the Land of No Return. Wait! Wait! Don’t Skip this one yet! You might actually like it! It’s a bit like an audio drama in a lot of ways except well… instead of scripted the dialogue is improvised... Instead of being written by the writers, the characters were created by the players…and they’re fuckin’ wild! Whilst the Gamemasters set the environment and introduce the story…it’s the players who decide where the story goes! It's full of gags, gaffes, feels and that sweet sweet gratuitous violence you keep coming back for! So if you like No Return, give The Fate of Daya a whirl! Plus… like… it actually fits in with the plot of the other stories so you lore hounds might get a kick out of sniffing out some of the story seeds and plot threads. Sit back, listen and enjoy the No Return Acutal Play and discover: the Fate of Daya!
  • 1. The Adventurers and The City

    01:05:15||Ep. 1
    Episode Art by Jim TuohyJim Tuohy ArtGamesmaster provided by Hearthfire TalesAll seems well in Daya and the war is finally going the right way! Daya’s Army and it’s allies are marching to the destruction of the warlords who have plagued the land for almost a century. Hope is in the air, a new future just on the horizon… nothing could possibly go wrong.Welcome to our vibrant world where gods have abandoned mortals and an intriguing adventure awaits you.Uncover the secrets of the city of Daya together with our exceptional players - Cameron, Gemma, and Jack and, our amazing GM, Dylan (Kier is also present). Follow us as we navigate through Daya’s bustling streets and uncover the city's complex dynamics.We introduce Jack's character, a gentleman with an intriguing morning ritual and a peculiar fixation on barrels... who also refuses to remove his helmet or patchwork armour. Meet Gemma’s character, a half-nix, ex merc, member of the Moonshields! And Cameron’s character! A noble son from the lands to the west, down on his luck and forced to thieve to feed his need for fine clothes!Jorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoinkSalryn Ilanora: Gemma Maclean-Mair‘Swifty’: Jack DuncanGM: Dylan Smith
  • 2. The Battle of Nuur

    46:31||Ep. 2
    Episode Art by Jim TuohyJim Tuohy ArtGamesmaster provided by Hearthfire TalesOur heroes thought the war was over…but the battle has come to familiar shores.Jorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoinkSalryn Ilanora: Gemma Maclean-Mair‘Swifty’: Jack DuncanGM: Dylan Smith
  • 3. "What Do We Do?"

    48:26||Ep. 3
    Send us a textEpisode Art by Jim TuohyJim Tuohy ArtGamesmaster provided by Hearthfire TalesAn assassin in the warehouse, a mysterious character under the temple, and a useless commander of the guard- the story continues.Want to learn more about Vash and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No ReturnJorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoinkSalryn Ilanora: Gemma Maclean-Mair‘Swifty’: Jack DuncanGM: Dylan SmithPadah/Zarif: Benjamin SharpMalcolm Rigby: GirunduuGavin Fern: Dylan SmithHupsu Tommo: Jack Duncan
  • 4. I Require It, Nonetheless

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  • 5. If You Have To Step Up, You Step Up

    44:02||Ep. 5
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    41:41||Ep. 6
    Send us a Text Message.Episode Art by Jim TuohyJim Tuohy ArtGamesmaster provided by Hearthfire TalesSalryn rises to the occasion!Jorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoinkSalryn Ilanora: Gemma Maclean-Mair‘Swifty’: Jack DuncanGM: Dylan Smith
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    Send us a Text Message.Episode Art by Jim TuohyJim Tuohy ArtGamesmaster provided by Hearthfire TalesThe battle for the streets ends...the battle for the city begins.Jorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoinkSalryn Ilanora: Gemma Maclean-Mair‘Swifty’: Jack DuncanGM: Dylan Smith