No One Else Will Listen

Winnie officially started crèche this week. Please respect Bonnie's privacy at this time. The girls revisit their most regrettable beauty eras from tadpole brows, to Lottie's foundation lips (which she's still having trouble parting with), to Bonnie's crunchy yellow hair crisis when Gerry Ryan stepped in and saved the day. Keep your eyes peeled for the Netflix documentary about it. Keep up with the girls on Insta @lottieryan1 and @bonnieryan

Lottie got stuck in the lift, and NO, she hasn't recovered. SOS mode, zero signal, rocking in the corner convinced it was about to plummet into the depths of hell. Still not as bad as the Tower of Terror.At least it gave her time to mull over her new business venture, courtesy of Gerry Ryan. It's a chipper, called The Cod Piece. We're not explaining why, you'll have to Google it.The sisters then share all of their favourite parts of aging, like being hotter, more confident, and wearing compression socks on a plane, loud and proud. Let them know your favourite things on Insta @lottieryan1 and @bonnieryan

Poop-gate has officially begun. Someone in Bonnie's building did the deed right outside the gym, let's just hope it was on four legs. Lottie's seen this film before (RIP her apartment WhatsApp group).The sisters pitch themselves as Ireland's next Traitors cast, with Marty Whelan's moustache earning its own seat at the round table and Bonnie insisting her poker face makes her a serious contender.Speaking of poker face: Lady Gaga just had a baby! Which leads to the conversation, is surrogacy becoming the norm in Hollywood, and where do the ethics actually sit?Keep up with the girls on Insta @lottieryan1 and @bonnieryan

Bonnie's currently surviving on 20-minute naps but she still found the energy for a 48-hour whirlwind trip home to see Westlife (obviously). Naturally the flight home was a disaster between two men who'd never heard of flight etiquette.Meanwhile Lottie's been double jobbing this week with her first week on the six o'clock show and more importantly, embodying the tooth fairy. Keep up with the girls on Insta @lottieryan1 and @bonnieryan

In case you didn't know by her voice, Lottie is ACTUALLY quite pretty! She has a voice for radio, a face for television, and soon you'll all know about it. There'll be no more surprises when she's out in the wild.Bonnie's been waiting for this moment for a really long time and the day has finally come. If you don't know the Alix vs Alex lore, strap in. Bonnie's taking it right back and giving us everything we need to know before the Earle Meets World documentary. Finally, the sisters play a round of Acceptable/Unacceptable using your messages. Want in on next week's debate? Keep an eye on Insta @lottieryan1 and @bonnieryan

Wolf's first day of school went perfectly, right up until they ended up in A&E. Just a normal Tuesday.Meanwhile Bonnie swears a single dad gave her a sexy wave, not just a normal wave. (She hasn't been out in a while, okay?) The girls also dig into your messages and agree, energy suckers gotta go. So does the word "chic," according to Bonnie... we think?Keep up with the girls on Insta @lottieryan1 and @bonnieryan