No One Else Will Listen

Bonnie’s recovering from a traumatic blowdry that left her starring in an unsolicited salon photoshoot—keep your eyes peeled for the glossy evidence (and no, she didn’t ask for volume).Meanwhile, Lottie is living her best BBQ life in the fleeting Irish sun—donkey d*cks not on the menu, thank you very much.The sisters debate wedding guest fashion faux pas (bright pink feathers vs. polka dots: which is the real crime?) and Lottie’s also raising serious hygiene concerns—namely, is Bonnie still greasy from their shared bathwater childhood days? The stank mystery continues…Slide into their DMs on Insta @lottieryan1 and @bonnieryan

Bonnie saw Big Ben in London… and also their brother’s bare ass.Meanwhile, Lottie’s anniversary night took a turn—from romance to reality—when she stumbled home tipsy, only to be greeted by a sick child (so much for a vibrating Eiffel Tower).And Lottie’s latest fascination with relationship synchronization has her questioning why Bonnie looks suspiciously like John… is she back kissing long-lost cousins again?Slide into their DMs on Insta: @lottieryan1 and @bonnieryan 

Bonnie is on her deathbed (aka mildly suffering from hay fever), but her spirit is strong in reminding Lottie to milk her anniversary for every gift possible. The more celebrations, the more presents—girl math. Meanwhile, Lottie faces her worst nightmare: attending a baby shower alone. Bonnie, a seasoned pro in awkward social situations, shares her foolproof survival tips (step one: locate the bathroom, step two: hide in it).The sisters then take a deeply nostalgic turn, reliving their first kisses. Bonnie got in there early at the ripe old age of 11, only for her first love to later date their cousin and show up at family Christmas party. Lottie might've been a late bloomer, but at least her exes don’t double as distant relatives.Bonnie is still in the midst of her rebrand and considering a questionable piercing. Lottie does not approve, but she is on hand to advise when a crisis haircut is a good idea (and when it’s a guaranteed regret).Slide into their DMs on Instagram: @bonnieryan & @lottieryan1

Lottie’s been baring it all on The Baby Tribe podcast, reliving her complicated pregnancy and birth story— listen here: https://open.spotify.com/episode/0RyToZJD5E9uCrhgjkp14x?si=blSiuANcR3aXLXiuyLByegMeanwhile, Bonnie’s been faking it till she makes it, sneaking into their beloved Disneyland hotel where she really belongs. Despite Bonnie nearly flying out of a rollercoaster and Lottie almost drowning, their parents just kept bringing them back. Trying to get rid of them? Possibly. Now, the sisters are gearing up for an Italian getaway, breaking down girl-group drama, and questioning reality itself—did Lottie actually break Bonnie’s collarbone? Who did it? Jury’s still out.

Should AI be up for an Oscar? Maybe someone should ask the Best Man in Movie… whoever that is. Meanwhile, Bonnie is more than happy to let Lottie take the hits in life, and Lottie (mostly) obliges—except when it comes to defending Bonnie’s questionable shoe choices.But this week, it’s Lottie who’s still reeling from an unexpected eyeful in Dublin—thanks, Sabrina. On the bright side, she finally has medical proof she’s not losing her mind… well, not completely.

Bonnie needs a full rebrand (or maybe just a fresh blow-dry), while Lottie hurtles toward 40 and considers asking Keanu Reeves for his anti-aging secrets. The sisters plot their comeback to the dancefloor—right alongside Britney (or… not Britney?).This week, they tackle a major dilemma: what do you do when you hate your sister’s boyfriend? Not that they’d know, of course…It’s unfiltered, mildly chaotic, and probably not the best place for life advice—because who else would listen?