No One Else Will Listen

When it rains, it pours. Bonnie’s having twins! Except they’re not identical. One is a human child, and the other is her sunglasses brand. Not only has Bonnie been growing an actual baby, she's been a one-woman-show in launching her very own business, Studio 92. Good thing her pregnancy app has been there to hold her hand every step of the way! Now if only there was an app to tell her when her company is the size of a watermelon, or which manufacturer to use. Meanwhile, Lottie has decided the baby shower is happening whether Bonnie makes it home or not. Snowstorm? Act of God? Irrelevant. The show will go on. Lottie has a cartwheel to do.The sisters discuss the chaos, the trauma, and the unhinged drama that toxic reality TV brought to our screens. Were we entertained? Yes. Were we psychologically altered? Also yes.Slide into their DMs on Insta @lottieryan1 and @bonnieryan

Season 3 is here - and we’re back with a bang bump!Bonnie opens up about her fertility journey, from the emotional rollercoaster of IVF to the pure joy (and slight disbelief) of pregnancy. She shares how they surprised the family, the mental toll that fertility treatment can take, and the unbelievable support that carried her through it all. It’s honest, it’s vulnerable, and if you’re on a similar path, it's a reminder that you’re not alone.The sisters chat about the mix of excitement and sheer fear that comes with impending motherhood, and how important it is to have your people around you when life feels that big.Meanwhile, Lottie’s busy planning Bonnie’s baby shower. And listen, after organising the hen, this should be a breeze. Fewer willy straws, more tasteful décor... vagina coasters perhaps?Slide into their DMs on Insta @lottieryan1 and @bonnieryan

It’s the season finale! And honestly… it couldn’t have come at a better time. Bonnie’s knee-deep in moving boxes and battling the winter uglies, while Lottie has just lived the best week of her LIFE. No, not the Cover Girl moment - her house got a deep clean and she’s never been happier. It's out with the old and she's ready to say goodbye to the Year of the Snake.To wrap up the season, the sisters spark some early Christmas family drama with a festive round of “Who’s Most Likely?” (Ryan siblings, this is your cue to stop listening). Then comes the real chaos: a heated debate over the only Christmas question that matters - turkey or ham?Looking ahead to 2026, the girls are already planning their return for Season 3… because let’s be honest, No One Else Will Listen!Slide into their DMs on Insta @lottieryan1 and @bonnieryan

Bonnie and Lottie are coming down with something, but don’t panic, Lottie’s got a “remedy”... and yes, it involves toilet talk (because of course it does). It’s that time of year: head colds, Elf on the Shelf, and reflecting on the past twelve months - though honestly, must we?The sisters look back on their wildest Christmas memories, including the year someone stole Christmas. And no, it wasn’t The Grinch - it was Granny Maureen, who popped her clogs and stole the show. But in true Ryan fashion, the show must go on, just try not to trip over everything swept under the rug on your way to the Christmas tree!Slide into their DMs on Insta @lottieryan1 and @bonnieryan

He’s behind you!!! No, not Bugsy Malone - it’s Franklin Jonas… yeehaw! Bonnie got a surprise show from the Bonus Jonas, and let’s just say… howdy, partner. Sadly though, Bonnie's dancing boots are off for this year’s family panto trip as she'll be sitting this one out. So if you spot Lottie at this year’s Gaiety panto, please - help her locate the nearest toilet so she's not squatting in the aisles during the first act.And this week’s big debate: what’s worse, sweating through a grey t-shirt, or eating a kangaroo testicle? According to Bonnie, it’s a tough call.Slide into their DMs on Insta @lottieryan1 and @bonnieryan

It’s full-fledged chaos in the Ryan family this week as the Christmas arguments have kicked off... in November. And we need your opinion: do gift cards ruin the Christmas magic?Lottie shares the most unattractive trait in a man, and no, it’s not wearing ankle socks with dress shoes - it's even worse.Meanwhile, Bonnie’s heading to the Jonas Brothers concert, praying they recognise her in the crowd. Maybe this is her chance to reignite her singing career and finally join the band as the Bonus Jonas.Slide into their DMs on Insta @lottieryan1 and @bonnieryan