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Dimensional Treasure #1 "And It Smells Like Ancient Polio"

Season 3, Ep. 1

Derek and 3en dive into the world of Polymer, only Derek doesn't know that DRK is being tested and it is just a simulation (spoilers for next week! 3en asked that we warn you so that you don't feel narrative whiplash). While this is basically a prelude episode, we have an official Episode #0 available only for patreon subscribers!

Tech note: we're breaking in some new equipment/features this season, so if the audio sounds a little different in a not quite better way for a little bit at first, don't worry, the honorary Levi will get the hang of it eventually! Support us at patreon.com/actuallynodice for a chance to get Levi back andor for more tech advancements! (Levi got a new job and needs to focus on other things than volunteer editing our shenanigans, but if we can offer him more money maybe we'll woo him away from the dark side...).

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