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Ask The Nincompoops

The Ask The Nincompoops Christmas Special!

Season 2, Ep. 9

In this edumactational festive special, Carrie Quinlan (a VERY clever grown-up) and Andy Stanton (who is also a VERY clever grown-up, thank you, actually) are answering the Christmas questions sent into them by listeners to the Ask The Nincompoops podcasts.


With a special guest all the way from Santa's workshop in the North Pole (via Hendon), this is the only podcast to be approved by Santa and most of his reindeer.


This podcast is suitable for all the family!

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