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153 If A Debate Happens On Sky News And No One Watches It Does It Even Matter!
Season 1, Ep. 153
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Every week, Sami Shah (ABC, The Gadfly)âcomedian, journalist, and award-winning writer of wordsâpick the news up off the floor, holds it up to the light, stares at it closely, inspects it carefully, then decides the 3-second rule still applies and pop it into his mouth.
TOP STORIES OF THE WEEK
TRUMPâS ART OF THE NEW TARIFF!
DEBATE CLUBBED!
DEATH ZONE DIPLOMACY!
QUOTE OF THE WEEK
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This podcast is written, hosted, and produced by Sami Shah.
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