Never Go Back

In which spiders are belligerent and numerous, antagonists steal the show, Disney's lawyers may wish to check for flounder appropriation, and why 'Venus de Mackerel' when 'The Piscine Chapel' was right there.Toby would like it made known that since the record, the outbuilding now also has a wasp nest. In the wise words of Ellen Ripley, "Nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."Comments & corrections to:instagram: nevergobackpodnevergobackpod@gmail.com

In which marsupials are misrepresented, early '90s programmers are another breed, CTR goes head-to-head with MarioKart, and a couple of middle aged men confuse animation behemoths.Comments & corrections to:instagram: nevergobackpodnevergobackpod@gmail.com

In which (attempted) emigrants compare notes, veteran actors learn to play piano with their feet, Kevin McCallister's dad is a mean colleague, and Susan may be looking at some jail time.Comments & corrections to:instagram: nevergobackpodnevergobackpod@gmail.com

In which one of the hosts may be excited to see deftones, Terry is now the Reform candidate for Barnet, spoilers for a 22 year old album, and maybe he shouldn't have had that 2nd one.Comments & corrections to:instagram: nevergobackpodnevergobackpod@gmail.com

In which gifts are one-upped, toilets are missed, walruses are haunted, and naming conventions are questioned.Whoever lied to us about Pingu's language, let yourselves be known.Comments & corrections to:instagram: nevergobackpodnevergobackpod@gmail.com

In which respects are paid to Rob Reiner, medleys are a crime against music, Teletubbies say eh-oh for upwards of 3 minutes, and Toby escalates his beef with Cliff Richard.Alex is fully aware he said 'under cover' when he meant 'under pressure', no need to let us know.Comments & corrections to:instagram: nevergobackpodnevergobackpod@gmail.com

In which Vanilla are mid, Steve Buscemi is stanned, Mr Orange may be a muppet, and basic fire safety is disregarded.Comments & corrections to:instagram: nevergobackpodnevergobackpod@gmail.com

In which Mr Dink is debated, Skeeter abides, Roger has layers, and Judy has tried nothing and is all out of ideas maaan.Comments & corrections to:instagram: nevergobackpodnevergobackpod@gmail.com

In which tours are fraught, Bobbi takes no BS, making a bit thing of it might have been a good idea, and the whereabouts of 'Hocus Pocus' in Saxondale is finally settled.Comments & corrections to:instagram: nevergobackpodnevergobackpod@gmail.com