FOR TWENTY THOUSAND DOLLARS A MONTH I WILL STOPturns out actually editing a real podcast episode is a lot harder than i thought, much more difficult than simply ripping out a recording of a live radio show without bothering to edit anything at all. anyway, coming in at a tight one hour and fifteen minutes flat, here's the first installment of the curated CLOWNCAST, exclusively for Patrons, cut for time and volume, and with some thirty minutes of ums, sharp breaths, mysterious bubbling in the background, and explicit "Out of Character" breaks removed
