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2. Write Me Dirty: GK Barry & Joe Baggs
GUYS we're coming back! And coming back with a BANG đ All we'll say is JULY but until then the sun is shining so here's another sizzling episode of Write Me Dirty...
Post pod coitus and vapes in strange placesâŚ
Presenting GK Barry, and Joe Baggs - the hottest new erotic fiction novelists with their debutsâŚ
âSoho Whore Houseâ âď¸âď¸âď¸âď¸âď¸
What happens in the disabled toilets stays in the disabled toilets⌠When one thing leads to another Joe Baggs makes a shocking discovery about himself - he will never be the same again
âThe coming of age story of our time- literally.â The Financial Times
âCranberry Showersâ âď¸âď¸âď¸âď¸
Under the gritty backdrop of JD Wethers, sexual tensions escalate quickly, when two colleagues share more than they intended. They say thereâs no smoke without fire, but what about vapes?
âModern day Shakespeareâ The Independent
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