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Hallmark Movie - Legend of the Lost Locket

Season 2, Ep. 31

We're back! Why didn't anyone come looking for us? We left an embroidered map to a trail of carved flowers pointing the way up the stairs and into the gift wrapping room, into the wall behind the smoked out clown portrait of Emmett Kelley!

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    For the theme, 'So...This is Love?"In this one, the Harbisons think florist code is problematic, Paige gets in a tit-off with her nonexistent child, and everyone recalls warmly the one year they all liked Ashton Kutcher (‘shton’ to his friends, among whom jack counts himself). Oh, and also, don't worry, Adam grabbed his ****.If this wasn't enough phone sex for you, read Beth's book Secrets of a Shoe Addict!
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