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Hallmark Movie - "A Scottish Love Scheme"

Season 2, Ep. 2

or...A Couple and Their Moms. Two people have moms, one sick, one not, and are in Scotland when they fall in boring love. Paige had the giggles in this one which is insane because the movie is NOT delightful.

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