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S2 Ep9: 'Romance At The Ski Inn' ft. Jay Bloodsworth
This week's song is pretty gross. So gross that we got good friend and fellow creative Jay Bloodsworth on to chat about it.
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LYRICS
Verse 1
'Yes you can take my plate’
‘Tell me how was your day?’
‘Douse me in water cos baby you’re hot’
These are all things that I wanna say
The food here is really good
And it’s cool that you serve it too
Ride the ski lift with me to the mountains peak
Cos there’s something that I need to do
Prechorus
Man your smile send shivers down my spine
It’s been six days and you’re toeing that line
Chorus
That twenty-something vixen
has got me skiing blind
Cos as I’m racing down the slope
she’s racing through my mind
She’s cleaning glasses while we’re falling on our asses
This is one skit trip I’ll never forget
Cos she’s the hottest waitress I’ve ever met!
I’ve ever met.
Guitar solo
Ah ah yeah
Ah ah yeah
Bridge
Her eyes they penetrate me
Her skinny jeans really do it for me
And her hair is black and silky
And she’s got a piercing
Yeah
Chorus
That twenty-something vixen
has got me skiing blind
Cos as I’m racing down the slope
she’s racing through my mind
She’s cleaning glasses while we’re falling on our asses
This is one skit trip I’ll never forget
Cos she’s the hottest waitress I’ve ever met!
I’ve ever met.
With a face like that
There’s no way you’re not taken
But that’s cool
Cos you make kick-ass bacon
(Left) Coffee, toast and eggs and steak burgers. Pies and chips. Chicken wedges fish and chips and Spag Bol. Spam and dips
(Right) Coffee, toast and eggs and steak. Burgers soup and pies and ???
The food you make is bitchin’
Now get back in the kitchen
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