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BONUS EP: Dita Von Teese and her shed talks

Today's special guest is the iconic burlesque star Dita Von Teese! She and Susannah discuss shyness, dressing gowns and truck stops...

You can book tickets for Dita's New Year's Eve show on her website dita.net and find all her other projects and social links here.

As ever, thanks to our house band duo for providing our music - you can find them at duoguitarmusic.com and @duoguitarmusic on their socials.

And, of course, huge thanks to you for listening! If you like this episode, please subscribe, check out the others and give us a five-star rating and review.

Finally, we always love hearing from you - please email us at help@mywardmal.com. You can also find us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, YouTube and TikTok all @mywardmal, and on our website at mywardmal.com.

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