Monstrous Agonies

From werewolves in the doghouse to new ghouls in the office, there's no problem too strange for this weekly advice segment, from the UK's only dedicated radio service for the creature community. Tune in to hear tips and tricks about life, love, and all things liminal.Listen to Monstrous Agonies wherever you get your podcasts, and find us on Twitter @Monstrous_Pod and on Tumblr @MonstrousAgonies.Transcript available at www.monstrousagonies.co.uk/post/trailerTheme tune: Dakota by Unheard Music Concepts. Check out their music at www.unheardmusicconcepts.com

How to get past your insecurities about your partner's impressive exes; and what to do when your housemate's hygiene habits aren't up to scratch. Transcript available at www.monstrousagonies.co.uk/post/episode-oneWelcome to Monstrous Agonies, a new podcast that captures the weekly advice segment of the UK's only dedicated radio service for the creature community. Every episode offers a glimpse into a world brimming with things that go bump in the night, all of them looking for help with problems ranging from the mundane to the magical - and the downright weird. Subscribe now to get every episode automatically downloaded onto your device, and if you like what you hear, please rate and review us on iTunes. You can support Monstrous Agonies on Patreon, at www.patreon.com/monstrousagonies Get in touch by email at submissions@monstrousagonies.co.uk; find us on Tumblr at Monstrous Agonies; or check out the website at www.monstrousagonies.co.uk ---- Written and performed by H.R. Owen Theme tune: Dakota by Unheard Music Concepts. Check out their music at www.unheardmusicconcepts.com Featuring sound effects from Paper Jam and dylanh.sound, accessed through www.freesound.org Additional sound by H.R. Owen

A listener feeling lonely after moving away from home, and the most depraved event imaginable - a vegan wedding! Transcript available at www.monstrousagonies.co.uk/post/episode-twoWelcome to Monstrous Agonies, a new podcast that captures the weekly advice segment of the UK's only dedicated radio service for the creature community. Every episode offers a glimpse into a world brimming with things that go bump in the night, all of them looking for help with problems ranging from the mundane to the magical - and the downright weird. Subscribe now to get every episode automatically downloaded onto your device, and if you like what you hear, please rate and review us on iTunes. You can support Monstrous Agonies on Patreon, at www.patreon.com/monstrousagonies Get in touch by email at submissions@monstrousagonies.co.uk; find us on Tumblr at Monstrous Agonies; or check out the website at www.monstrousagonies.co.uk ---- Written and performed by H.R. Owen Theme tune: Dakota by Unheard Music Concepts. Check out their music at www.unheardmusicconcepts.com Featuring sound effects from Paper Jam and dylanh.sound, accessed through www.freesound.org Additional sound by H.R. Owen

In this week's episode - when the paranormal meets the parasocial; and what to do when an ex refuses to move on...Transcript available at www.monstrousagonies.co.uk/post/episode-threeWelcome to Monstrous Agonies, a new podcast that captures the weekly advice segment of the UK's only dedicated radio service for the creature community. Every episode offers a glimpse into a world brimming with things that go bump in the night, all of them looking for help with problems ranging from the mundane to the magical - and the downright weird. Subscribe now to get every episode automatically downloaded onto your device, and if you like what you hear, please rate and review us on iTunes. You can support Monstrous Agonies on Patreon, at www.patreon.com/monstrousagonies Get in touch by email at submissions@monstrousagonies.co.uk; find us on Tumblr at Monstrous Agonies; or check out the website at www.monstrousagonies.co.uk ---- Written and performed by H.R. Owen Theme tune: Dakota by Unheard Music Concepts. Check out their music at www.unheardmusicconcepts.com Featuring sound effects from Paper Jam and dylanh.sound, accessed through www.freesound.org Additional sound by H.R. Owen

This week on Monstrous Agonies - a social faux pas with potentially dire consequences, and a listener facing big changes in their future...Transcript available at www.monstrousagonies.co.uk/post/episode-fourThis week's episode features our first listener submission, sent to us by Matt Hopkins. His submission forms the basis of tonight's first letter. Thanks, Matt!Monstrous Agonies is a new podcast that captures the weekly advice segment of the UK's only dedicated radio service for the creature community. Every episode offers a glimpse into a world brimming with things that go bump in the night, all of them looking for help with problems ranging from the mundane to the magical - and the downright weird. Subscribe now to get every episode automatically downloaded onto your device, and if you like what you hear, please rate and review us on iTunes. You can support Monstrous Agonies on Patreon, at www.patreon.com/monstrousagonies Get in touch by email at submissions@monstrousagonies.co.uk; find us on Tumblr at Monstrous Agonies; or check out the website at www.monstrousagonies.co.uk ---- Written and performed by H.R. Owen Theme tune: Dakota by Unheard Music Concepts. Check out their music at www.unheardmusicconcepts.com Featuring sound effects from Paper Jam, accessed through www.freesound.org Additional sound by H.R. Owen

How to navigate a difficult workplace, and a listener coming to terms with their new identity...Transcript available at www.monstrousagonies.co.uk/post/episode-fiveMonstrous Agonies is a new podcast that captures the weekly advice segment of the UK's only dedicated radio service for the creature community. Every episode offers a glimpse into a world brimming with things that go bump in the night, all of them looking for help with problems ranging from the mundane to the magical - and the downright weird. Subscribe now to get every episode automatically downloaded onto your device, and if you like what you hear, please rate and review us on iTunes. You can support Monstrous Agonies on Patreon, at www.patreon.com/monstrousagonies Get in touch by email at submissions@monstrousagonies.co.uk; find us on Tumblr at Monstrous Agonies; or check out the website at www.monstrousagonies.co.uk ---- Written and performed by H.R. Owen Theme tune: Dakota by Unheard Music Concepts. Check out their music at www.unheardmusicconcepts.com Additional sound by H.R. Owen

This week - how to deal with a difficult house guest; and what to do when a new partner comes with some unexpected baggage...Transcript available at www.monstrousagonies.co.uk/post/episode-sixThe second letter in this week's episode is based on a submission from Mad About the Ghoul in Limerick. Thanks for your submission! Remember, you can submit your own agonies to the show by email at submissions@monstrousagonies.co.uk; on Tumblr at Monstrous Agonies; or through the website at www.monstrousagonies.co.ukSubscribe now to get every episode automatically downloaded onto your device, and if you like what you hear, please rate and review us on iTunes.You can also support Monstrous Agonies on Patreon, at www.patreon.com/monstrousagonies----Written and performed by H.R. OwenTheme tune: Dakota by Unheard Music Concepts. Check out their music at www.unheardmusicconcepts.comAdditional sound by H.R. Owen

A foodie struggling with small town life; and a pair of holiday-makers who can't make up their mind... Transcript available at www.monstrousagonies.co.uk/post/episode-sevenWelcome to Monstrous Agonies, a new podcast that captures the weekly advice segment of the UK's only dedicated radio service for the creature community. Every episode offers a glimpse into a world brimming with things that go bump in the night, all of them looking for help with problems ranging from the mundane to the magical - and the downright weird. Subscribe now to get every episode automatically downloaded onto your device, and if you like what you hear, please rate and review us on iTunes. You can support Monstrous Agonies on Patreon, at www.patreon.com/monstrousagonies Get in touch by email at submissions@monstrousagonies.co.uk; find us on Tumblr at Monstrous Agonies; or check out the website at www.monstrousagonies.co.uk ---- Written and performed by H.R. Owen Theme tune: Dakota by Unheard Music Concepts. Check out their music at www.unheardmusicconcepts.com Additional sound by H.R. Owen

A rural homeowner with a problem neighbour, and a listener whose new diet is not going down well... CW: disordered eating, binge eating, restrictive eating.Transcript available at www.monstrousagonies.co.uk/post/episode-eightWelcome to Monstrous Agonies, a new podcast that captures the weekly advice segment of the UK's only dedicated radio service for the creature community. Every episode offers a glimpse into a world brimming with things that go bump in the night, all of them looking for help with problems ranging from the mundane to the magical - and the downright weird. Subscribe now to get every episode automatically downloaded onto your device, and if you like what you hear, please rate and review us on iTunes. You can support Monstrous Agonies on Patreon, at www.patreon.com/monstrousagonies Get in touch by email at submissions@monstrousagonies.co.uk; find us on Tumblr at Monstrous Agonies; or check out the website at www.monstrousagonies.co.uk ---- Written and performed by H.R. Owen Theme tune: Dakota by Unheard Music Concepts. Check out their music at www.unheardmusicconcepts.com Additional sound by H.R. Owen