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Monstrous Agonies

Episode Ninety Seven

Season 3, Ep. 97
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Things sound a little unusual on this week's episode, as we hear from a listener trying to break into a new industry; and discuss how to handle historical artefacts...


Transcript available at monstrousproductions.org/monstrous-agonies/episode-ninety-seven


Episode Ninety Seven was performed by Dom Guilfoyle as The CEO with Alex Kingsley as Announcer.


Dom Guilfoyle is the creator of The Mistholme Museum of Mystery, Morbidity and Mortality, a fiction podcast that takes its listeners on a guided tour of a truly unique museum. Follow them on Twitter @MistholmePod or on Tumblr @the-mistholme-museum. They are also the creator of all new Tales from the Low City, an anthology podcast about the inhabitant of strange underground city. Follow them on Twitter @TheLowCity or on Tumblr @tales-from-the-low-city.


Alex Kingsley is the writer and director of The Stench of Adventure, a comedy sci-fi podcast produced by Strong Branch Productions. Find out more via their Twitter, @StrongBranchPro, on Tumblr @strongbranchpro and on Instagram at, you guessed it, @strongbranchpro.


This episode's first letter was based on a submission by Sana, and this week's fourth advert came from a suggestion by Ella. Thanks, friends! Submissions are now closed.


Monstrous Agonies is a Monstrous Productions podcast. Find out more at monstrousproductions.org or find us on Twitter, Tumblr, Instagram and Bluesky. You can also get in touch by email at submissions@monstrousproductions.org, and support us on Ko-Fi at ko-fi.com/monstrousproductions.


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Written by H.R. Owen and performed by Dom Guilfoyle and Alex Kingsley.

Theme tune: Dakota by Unheard Music Concepts. Check out their music at www.unheardmusicconcepts.com

Featuring sound effects from Anrichcvs accessed through www.freesound.org, and the tracks Sport Rock and Company Innovative by scottholmesmusic.com.

Additional sound by H.R. Owen

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