MODERN SEX - with Dora Dale

I do so hope you enjoy this. It really makes it all feel worthwhile.

Remember, if you love your country, the Queen Mother is the 3rd Fittest Woman in the World. IF you LOVE YOUR COUNTRY. The full list goes:The Queen (then)The Queen (now)The Queen MotherClare BaldingLiz TrussA little reminder that our motherpod relaunches tomorrow - Jake Yapp presents Not Today, Thank You - go find it on this podcast app!

Today! Beards! What DO we do about them? And what did Abraham Lincoln do with HIS? All men are created equal, but, palpably, not their beards. And then gran-gran got a bit heated about Sean Connery. Contains super-explicit language. And quite right, too.

Seriously, those guys had the hits. And some very niche sexual predilections. I can't quite believe we've done 18 of these already. Mad.

In this SPOOKTACULAR jesus christ why did i write that. Look, it's late. Forgive me. Anyway, it's Halloween, except it probably isn't now, which is fine. It won't make any meaningful difference to the minimal quality of the episode.

A Tale of Two Teresas today, as Dora reads her first submission from a nunnery, and fondly recounts her time in Kolkata at Mother Teresa's Congregatio Missionariarum a Caritate, which of course translates from the Latin as The Missionary Congregation of Carrots, and meeting one of the famous (and aptly named) 'four horsemen of atheism' Christopher Hitchens, who was also staying there at the time. And yes, you're right, you can indeed see exactly where this is all going. But the imagery is delightful.